Cunningham the Jester

a Jester named Cunningham

[sucks @powerbottomdad1]

do you guys ever think about like how stuff is or whatever

[Lukas (computer)🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

If a woman ever quotes Nietzsche to you it's basically guaranteed you're 100x better than her last boyfriend and you won't have to try hard to impress her

[roon @tszzl]

elons only crime was growing old

[🕷️ @JYZOVRRTED]

u could make 550 a week driving uber these hoes nuts lmao

[₮Ɽ₳Vł₴ @saastrash]

we’re fucked 😂😂

[Cunningham the Jester @makesense2135]

GOAT

[, @Zvbear]

*Me as Tory Lanez Lawyer*

Your Honor, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury…my client is 4’9, the alleged victim is 250 pounds of Texas muscle standing at over 6 FEET, that is the only FEET that matters in this case! My client feared for his LIFE! It is HE who is the Victim

[Friend Tasshin @tasshinfogleman]

on beginning to notice them, you may have tried in vain to make choices without tradeoffs, but eventually you see this leads to worse outcomes, to unforced errors.

[Friend Tasshin @tasshinfogleman]

there is the childhood of ignorance of tradeoffs, the rebellious youth of pretending they don't exist, and the maturity of accepting them as fact

[Friend Tasshin @tasshinfogleman]

you become an adult when you notice life has tradeoffs, when you deeply accept that as inescapable fact, and begin to intentionally choose which tradeoffs to make

[ib @Indian_Bronson]

I like to imagine some nights @Steve_Sailer drives around LA at in a huge chromed out GM Malaise Era landyacht convertible, listening to the Most Important Man in the World:

https://t.co/xeLCyYFp4j

[10x'er @10x_er]

telling kids santa has supply chain issues because of covid so no presents this year

[roon @tszzl]

be careful. if you do your job too well you’ll end up at parties where they talk about learning rate and perplexity

[Cunningham the Jester @makesense2135]

@DavidDTSS The ones claiming that there's still evidence to prove Tory did it, right?

Because the ones who are credible are showing how Kelsey admitted to lying, won't speak clearly even after being given immunity, continues to plead the fifth and is showing that meg was a liar.

[Kitten 🐈 @kitten_beloved]

It's more like 10%, compared to 48% of straight people

Also interesting is the fact that nearly all "bisexual" people are bisexual only in their heads, not in practice: 10x as many opposite-sex pairings as same-sex pairings among self-reported bisexuals

[Da Black Bossalini @J_Gooder]

This is so insane man I would retire

[kache @yacineMTB]

something about python makes me want to write really terrible code

[Iso (math fool) @IsomorphicPhi]

I am a rogue scholar (i.e. dropout of academia still interested in some stuff but not an expert on anything; the former sounds cooler)

[Cunningham the Jester @makesense2135]

went to my girlfriend's cousin's graduation party and her boyfriend gave her 25k in a bag in front of everyone and said "use it to pay your student loan debt".

Why would you do that in front of my bitch??

[Cunningham the Jester @makesense2135]

@kaymerri @cuddapotato @shargotgot @nonbinarybooty Black women's oldest trick in the book – homophobia.

If you disagree with them you must be gay😂. "You weren't there" is such a childlike response when all the information is being broadcast on social media by multiple reporters who sat in the trial. Lmk when you ready to answer