bongus

Mikki ems/edm

[bongus @maketamine]

Reminder to put your Narcan/ Naloxone somewhere easily accessible!!!!
Always carry even if you and your friends don’t use.
Know the signs of overdose.
Harm reduction saves lives <3

[bongus @maketamine]

Crying to an uber driver was not on my 26 bingo card

[bongus @maketamine]

Never thought I’d have to get into a screaming match about soy sauce but here I am

[bongus @maketamine]

Brie and I read on shift every day no one bats an eye.
My bf has been bringing his book in on my shifts this week and people will NOT shut up. EVERY conversation is about him reading at the bar.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

“omg you let your cat on the counter” i would let my cat shoot you if she wanted.

[ˆ𐃷ˆ @flirtaeyeon]

!!!!!

[bongus @maketamine]

My opinion on “abortion is murder” is different and I don’t really like this guy. However, this is funny af and I love this take.

[Natalie Jean Beisner @NJBeisner]

Woman: “So you don’t think it’s killing a human being?”

Dean Withers: “No, I do.”

Woman: “And you’re ok with that?”

Dean: “Yes.”

🙄

At least he admits it, I guess? So often they won’t admit that they’re perfectly fine with killing innocent humans.

[bongus @maketamine]

“That deserves a cigarette. It’s like a baby. You get pregnant you gotta smoke” -C

[bongus @maketamine]

I’m craving a peach puff bar and idk what that means

[bongus @maketamine]

@kyouzvmi She’s not dead but she looks REAL easy to push over

[bongus @maketamine]

“Is 10am okay?” Absolutely not. No.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

that chopped, lonely 7th grader still lives in me

[killjoy 🐇 @pvnkpilled]

it’s still fuck ice and FUUUUUCK israel

[bongus @maketamine]

I wish I got the socials of these two guys last night. Not only did they rage with us all night, they protected me from creeps while Gunnar was gone and held down my spot while I went to get water yellin “it’s reserved for the queen!”

[bongus @maketamine]

@kyouzvmi Shaq made it better

[bongus @maketamine]

-4 hrs of sleep
-mom microwaved tuna
-rushing out the door
-bfs mom was a cunt to me
-sat outside in the cold
-saw my racist grandma after 10 years
All before noon.

[bongus @maketamine]

My MOTHER got on stage with @djdiesel last night and I am still in shock from it

[bongus @maketamine]

Men should not be on elevated surfaces. That is reserved for pretty women and slutty nonbinary ppl

[bongus @maketamine]

Omfg dad at a rave

[bongus @maketamine]

@kyouzvmi I’m drinking then going to dj diesel. Shaq will make it better