Alwaysmor

instagram @makeupbytiffanybanks

[Alwaysmor @makeupbyTBanks]

I’m pretty sure I’m having a headache and I’m worried because I haven’t had enough time to ask anyone to clear my internet history

[Alwaysmor @makeupbyTBanks]

I don’t mean to be laughing. But are you okay?

[Alwaysmor @makeupbyTBanks]

Do you feel deep down you’re going to have a stroke and it’s going to be really bad?

[Alwaysmor @makeupbyTBanks]

Lying makes me sweat. That’s why I don’t play poker or talk to pregnant women.

[Alwaysmor @makeupbyTBanks]

Friendship is the most crucial ingredient to any see adventure second only to buoyancy. The ship has to float.

[Alwaysmor @makeupbyTBanks]

Packing is a near way to discover you hate everything you own.

[Alwaysmor @makeupbyTBanks]

Ask yourself is she actually thick or just suffering from lumbar lordosis

[Alwaysmor @makeupbyTBanks]

Stop having the confidence of a child that was raised in a basement.

[Alwaysmor @makeupbyTBanks]

Did you hear the story about the 2 white guys and the 2 black guys that walked into a police station? The 2 white guys came out.

[Alwaysmor @makeupbyTBanks]

Hey where’s everybody getting their photos developed these days?

[Alwaysmor @makeupbyTBanks]

I no longer get up to investigate strange noise. It is what it is

[Alwaysmor @makeupbyTBanks]

Anytime Im about to enter a bathroom I say to myself “whatever happened dont get scared”

[Alwaysmor @makeupbyTBanks]

I usually ride shotgun because I get motion sickness as a decision maker

[Alwaysmor @makeupbyTBanks]

You ditched me when we were supposed to runway together. I built that raft for nothing

[Alwaysmor @makeupbyTBanks]

The week be like Mooonndddaayyyy Tuueeesdayyy Wweeedddnessdayyy Thuuurrfayy FriSatSun

[Alwaysmor @makeupbyTBanks]

The pregnancy glow is the youth coming back to the skin of a woman who hasn’t drank in months

[Alwaysmor @makeupbyTBanks]

Sometimes I want to reply to emails like
Hi Becky,
I literally don’t know what the F@$! you are saying

[Alwaysmor @makeupbyTBanks]

Your best feature is your neck

[Alwaysmor @makeupbyTBanks]

“Let’s go eat.” Now that’s my love language

[Alwaysmor @makeupbyTBanks]

If somebody could send help I’m not sure how this happened