Jay 2.0

that b!tch. Mac miller stan. Billie stan. pan🏳️‍🌈

[Fly Ty 💸 @smooveassty]

when yall say “money dont buy happiness” i be real quiet on the creek 😂

[mayank @maynkydvv]

who tf forgets to text someone they're genuinely interested in???? no one

[mayank @maynkydvv]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i’ll never forget how much walking we did as kids 😭😭😭😭 we walked everywhereeeeeee.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

call me old fashioned but i don’t think clothes at the thrift store should be over $15

[angel_wings🪽 @fawn_doegirl]

its hard to lose weight but i think if i woke up skinny i'd be able to maintain it

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I hate when I’m watching a movie & they knock out the kiIIer BUT DON’T KlLL HIM?? 😭😭 like are you coo? SMOKE HIM!

[Giza @Givenkazeni]

This is the most Friday a Thursday has ever felt.

[miia @miiagarro]

how do i explain to people that i can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with them

[‏ً @itsnwts]

“He has childhood trauma.” So do I.
“He’s under a lot of pressure at work.” So am I.
“He’s just overwhelmed.” Me too.
The only difference is that we excuse men’s behavior, and shame women for not carrying it.

[P @theogpooh]

We in a dookiedemic and I don’t see toilet paper flying off the shelves like during Covid???

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

The most tiring thing about adulting to me is how CONSTANT it is.
There is ALWAYS some shit to sort out.
You 'chilling' means you're probably just ignoring the million things on your to-do list.

[Animal Mother 🐺🗡️ @Engxxxge]

???? Taco Bell didn’t cut the funding for tracking diseases

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Remember when experts warned that gutting food safety inspections would have consequences? Turns out bacteria don't care about political slogans.

MAGAs are idiots.

[kar @bustitopen420]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but cops aren’t supposed to kill guilty people either

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[mila 🍰 @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[princesa @egobaebie]

so data centers get clean water while we get diseased parasite water for our produce oh okay

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

you accidentally swipe into that shop tab on tiktok and it be tryna holding you hostage. unhand me you bedazzled temu

[Softboy @softboywin]

Anybody else tired of food? Like, I just don’t know what to eat anymore.