Agent Black

Makeup Assassin

[Agent Black @makeupmacguyver]

After all that, not a single @SouthwestAir Staff member stepped up 2 resolve/minimize the cascading issues caused by #flyswa. #NEVER exp. #passiveaggresive #condescending #bumbling staff w/#noleadership @ SWA

#YouHadOneJob #SouthwestAirlines
#worstsouthwestairlineexperienceever

[Agent Black @makeupmacguyver]

Final score @SouthwestAir ;
#Cancelled 9:20a flt. due 2 "Maint." later "#weather"
#Stranded us @fly2midway for 8+hrs
#Lost our #connectingflight fares
#Left4dead @CVGairport w/no transp 2final dest.
#MISSEDEVENT that was entire reason 4 trip
#Stuck 12hrs, 4hrs away from dest.

[Agent Black @makeupmacguyver]

@SouthwestAir- & further made a #trashfire of a #travelnightmare by #failing 2 get us 2 our connecting flight 2 our #finaldestination #TWELVEHOURSLATE #12hrslate #stranding us in a completely diff. city w/no way 2 make a scheduled event that was #THEENTIREREASON 4 this trip!! 2/3

[Agent Black @makeupmacguyver]

@SouthwestAir-You need 2 srsly look @ your #horrendous operations @fly2midway. It is by far the worst of your destinations w #shocking #substandard & an #unprofessionalstaff that wasn't interested in doing their actual job. You #stranded me & a companion in #Chicago for 8hrs- 1/3

[Agent Black @makeupmacguyver]

@TelevisionAcad, where are the #photos of all the #makeup #Emmys2014 winners from tonight?! We would love to see them. Thx

[Agent Black @makeupmacguyver]

It's #EmmysArts time!! Let the games begin!! @TelevisionAcad @NokiaTheatre #makeup #outstandingmakeup #emmy #awards

[Agent Black @makeupmacguyver]

Classified:Top Secret message for @JaguarUSA:

Start message:
Any news on the final winners of the #GoodToBeBadContest? Thx.

End Message.

[Agent Black @makeupmacguyver]

@jimmyfallon @landroverUSA are amazing #trucks #thebest4x4xfar
#gorgeous#amazing#offroad#luxury#4x4#kidsloveem

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Agent Black @makeupmacguyver]

Did I really just watch cartoon versions of @JeremyClarkson , @MrJamesMay & @RichardHammond present an F1 race or have I just had a stroke?

[Agent Black @makeupmacguyver]

Congrats to @jimmyfallon on #Thetonightshowstarringjimmyfallon !
#welldeserved my friend.

[Agent Black @makeupmacguyver]

Welcome to the "twittersphere"@TheRickBaker !! Glad 2 see you're starting to embrace social media a bit. Have a gr8 time. #greenlightpopeye

[Agent Black @makeupmacguyver]

#Monday morning hitting it hard @FashionBenz #NYFW2014@makeupmacguyver and @ultm8fxnerdteam #espresso on IV drip.

[Agent Black @makeupmacguyver]

Shout out to @addmyberry. Thanks for the follow. Keep fashion on it's toes!! #NYFW2014 #army of #makeupartists #designers and pappz.

[UltimateFXNerdTeam @ultm8fxnerdteam]

Check out our new #jaguar spot as discussed on @BBC_TopGear this evening. With @JeremyClarkson & @twhiddleston

http://t.co/NVqj2GnLQb

[UltimateFXNerdTeam @ultm8fxnerdteam]

Big thx 2 the amazing companies who make outstanding products we use@UrbanDecay @CrownBrush@MACcosmetics @ViseartParis @VISEART@ppiproducts

[Agent Black @makeupmacguyver]

Always #fashionably #dressed 4 #NYFW2014 #MBFW #2014 #NYC #NYFW #MercedesBenz #makeupartist @ultm8fxnerdteam

[UltimateFXNerdTeam @ultm8fxnerdteam]

We're back!! #NYFW2014 #fashionweek #makeupartist #NYC #NYFW #fall #collections with @makeupmacguyver @UrbanDecay

[UltimateFXNerdTeam @ultm8fxnerdteam]

Big thx 2 @plano 4 developing their amazing 1819 XXL Rolling Trunx They got our gear 2 #NYFW2014 unscathed. #makeupartists #fashionweek #NYC

[Agent Black @makeupmacguyver]

It's time!! #emmyarts @PrimetimeEmmys