emily orofino

beauty writer and hoarder extraordinaire. these trivial and often whiny thoughts are my own.

[emily orofino @makeupmaestra]

if someone could teach me the secrets to achieving the hair of punk @MileyCyrus / ashley too, i’d be thrilled, thanks!! :) #BlackMirror

[emily orofino @makeupmaestra]

just saw a very cool electric pickup on roosevelt island. never heard of @Rivian until today, but what a gorgeous car!

[emily orofino @makeupmaestra]

i want someone to look at me the way @itstonybennett looks at @ladygaga 😩 #Grammys

[emily orofino @makeupmaestra]

a HUGE congrats to fellow @polyprep alum @MaxRose4NY — thrilled you flipped my home borough of staten island and i look forward to seeing how you effect change.

[emily orofino @makeupmaestra]

@diskodrew’s remix of MGMT’s kids is solid af. would love it as a single

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

[emily orofino @makeupmaestra]

currently on the bus watching a woman eating a pint of ice cream for breakfast. happy friday indeed.

[emily orofino @makeupmaestra]

currently upset because i remembered all the exciting bubblicious flavors of my youth that no longer exist

[emily orofino @makeupmaestra]

literally the underlying impetus for my entire career https://t.co/C6yjoCDqkf

[emily orofino @makeupmaestra]

came home from grocery shopping to an intense scene: nypd & fdny rescue mission for a downed helicopter in the east river.

[Niraj Warikoo @nwarikoo]

This is not a joke. I actually got an email yesterday from rapper Chamillionaire (of Ridin’ Dirty fame, the song that goes, They see me rollin,’ they hatin’) after he read my story on Jorge Garcia being deported. He wants to help him.

[Louise Hung @LouiseHung1]

I unconsciously smile at people's dogs as they walk them down the street. Recently I smiled at a man's dog as I was lost in thought and he said, "Bitch smiles at a dog but won't look me in the eye." A DOG WOULD NEVER SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT, THAT'S WHY.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Shouldn't we hold the President of the United States to the same standards we hold JEREMY PIVEN???

[emily orofino @makeupmaestra]

@kirbiejohnson @TPAIN I refuse to believe this

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

NBC:
--Employed Donald Trump
--Employed Bill Cosby
--Employed Matt Lauer
--Employed Mark Halperin
--Killed Ronan Farrow's Weinstein expose

[emily orofino @makeupmaestra]

"oh, this is your stop? surely my WHOLE body doesn't take up much space in this doorway" - all men on the subway

[emily orofino @makeupmaestra]

@lushcosmetics fingers crossed!! 💜 please give my best to courtney n! 🤗