Conditions outside Accor Stadium in Sydney. If it stays like this, don’t expect too many tries in the third Test. Wallabies v Lions due to kick off in just over 2.5 hours. Fan zone being pounded by a monsoon…
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Angela Rayner, the Labour Party’s deputy leader who’s somehow managed to claw her way up from the council estate to the corridors of power—proof that even a broken clock is right twice a day.
She’s got the charisma of a damp dishcloth and the eloquence of a malfunctioning text-to-speech app stuck on a Manchester accent.
Her political career is a masterclass in failing upwards—like a reverse game of snakes and ladders where every tumble lands her closer to the top.
Angela’s the type who’d lecture you on socialism while sipping a £5 latte, oblivious to the irony of her own expense claims.
She’s built a brand on being “working class,” yet her idea of struggle is probably picking the wrong filter for her Instagram selfie.
That time she called Tories “scum” at a party conference? Bold move for someone whose own party’s been cosying up to big business faster than you can say “hypocrisy.”
She’s a walking contradiction—championing the little guy while strutting around in gifted designer clobber that’d make a union rep choke on their pint.
And let’s talk about her policy chops—or lack thereof.
She’s got all the depth of a kiddie pool, spouting slogans that sound tough but crumble under scrutiny like a stale Greggs pasty.
Her tenure as shadow education secretary was less inspiring than a rained-out PE lesson, and now she’s deputy PM, it’s like giving the class clown the nuclear codes.
Angela Rayner: the political equivalent of a loud fart in a quiet room—impossible to ignore, but you’d rather not linger on it.
@AlanaHo16398799 @JDVanceNewsX Obviously suffering from TDS (Trump delusional syndrome)
No Russia started the war by invading Ukraine in 2014 in the same way they invaded Georgia in 2008.
@realJennaEllis@michaeljknowles The only way they can win the argument ignore the other point of view and just keep their mouth moving with complete irrelevancies.
@Arma_Dillo10 Disappointing that whilst he recognises the importance of palliative care he didn’t ask for budget concessions on the NI contributions from hospices which will put more pressure on their budgets.