Riptide

I'm tired.

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@Maga4Justice @ThrecyLawrence Sounds like you want DEI for less qualified Americans

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@Mimiiben1 5

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@UMichGoMACC @umichvball @UMichAthletics @UMichGym What a fantastic lineup! Any chance this will be live streamed?

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@willchamberlain If every country that has the ability to attack a US base is considered an “imminent threat” by these knuckleheads, they can justify WWIII. Warmongers.

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@ol_scarbrain If it’s good enough for Charles Dickens, it’ll be good enough for my obit: “Marley was dead … there is no doubt whatever about that … dead as a doornail.”

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@kjjj6uhhhhh I’m guessing this is a sign that the post was written by AI.

[End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸 @end3of6days9]

It's a quiet neighborhood... until this HOA Karen decides his driveway is hers.

Parks there daily, builds a fence right over the property line, blocks his side with trash cans.

'It's my land per old survey!'

He films everything: 'That's encroachment.' Shows measurements—it's clearly his.

She: 'I am the HOA!' Gang of friends backing her up.

He doesn't argue... just gets the saw. Fence crumbles piece by piece.

She returns raging: 'You destroyed my fence!'

He drops the bomb: 'New survey says otherwise. This is my land.'

Instant reversal. Entitled neighbor's world crumbles. Sweet justice. 🪚��

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@ciphergoth This is substantially more dishonest than Clinton’s “it depends on what the definition of ‘is’ is.“

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@ColinYurcisin @blackhatkingx I know enough to be dangerous, but I think canceling your account is considered adverse action under the ECOA, which requires that the bank provide an explanation in writing with the reasons behind the decision, as long as you ask within the appropriate time period.

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@brookielove44 @Ruesavatar I love this! After a week or two of sending weapons, mom can send a lunch with no carved weapons, but with grapes with a little bit of the stem (a grenade “pin”) sticking out. When the son asks why there were no weapons, she can say “didn’t you see all of the grenades?”

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@Darkdarling00 This guy is a dick. I’m sick of him.

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@itsme_urstruly Don’t ask the Internet. Ask your brother.

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@MayMayspeaks 81151

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@KannonShanmugam Offer and acceptance. Binding contract.

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@ArthurBoreman @lexlanham So what? The point was that she was on a panel. All four panel members were professors. The three men were introduced using the title “professor,“ while she was introduced using only her first name. There is no indication that any PhD’s were involved at all.

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@LawyerIssues I take that call and by the end of it they have a long long list of shit to work on by Monday.

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@ReignQueendom “You either get equality or chivalry.”

-- someone who understands neither

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@_beccaharrison @aliciaandrz My solution: they can help review and guess which is AI.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 The Station Agent
Local Hero
Hot Fuzz

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@andlav “I’m in BigLaw” can mean a number of different things. What does it mean to you?