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GUNNER 4L

[Klement 🌿 @KlementGemini]

Me in class 5 after mwalimu amesema "mnyambuliko wa vitenzi"

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Kenya has never lost a match in WC ☺️

[ع @pyari_eyesha]

Talking to parents about mental health is like discussing Feminism with Taliban

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

mum watching them pass the ball to an idiot with dreads and tattoos instead of the humble guy with a whistle

[Kai Havertz @kaihavertz29]

Run it back.

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

When life is already leading by 9-0 and someone advises me to marry 🥹

[🗼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @buneiixc]

Your company could be facing losses and your girl will be in your ear talmabout Malindi

[Amazing @kijanayamwingii]

Kenya Police Rejected my project 🥲😭

[𝐊𝐞𝐬𝐡🇵🇹 @tweetcunha]

It’s ur first time visiting a rich family and at 7pm you had popcorn and yoghurt and then everyone start saying good night 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[DelSavy ✨ @delcyn_savannah]

One thing about kujituma and having a great work ethic is that the universe has no choice but to respect the effort. So things will fall into place, it’s only a matter of time ✨

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

After killing a cockroach

The ants 2 minutes later:

[Sihle @msihlez4456]

Women just want to touch you where you pee 😔

[Kodak @its_pabloh1]

Marrying a strict woman so you can be the fun dad>> "Ngoja mama yenu awapate hapo".

[buzor 🌴 @buzormemes]

i will get that car. i will get the house. i will get the life i want.

[ＧＲＥＡＴ ＧＯＯＮＥＲ @alexAFC__]

Caption this

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Even Njerae would slap you

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

When my Taxin gives me direct orders to do laundry at 3am

[MMUST @TeacherInocent]

Kulipa bills za msichana hujaoa wachia wajaluo 🤣🤣

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Kenyans waiting for impeachment motion to be tabled so that they can force their MPs to vote Yes.