Maklemore

The Lord bless you and keep you and make his face shine upon you and be gracious to you.

[Maklemore @makykae]

Hello world 🎀

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Cece is appalled that I don’t have @taylorswift13 ‘s phone number 😂

“It’s okay. You can call her one day!”

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Three leagues, three W’s. We love to see it. #FantasyFootball

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Anyway, I think I’m gonna be a lawyer

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I’m late to Suits but omg

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@bret_nguyen_ H8 u

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“What is that?” - Cece
“My birthmark.”
“Is it poop?” - C
“No…”
“Can I lick it???” - C

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@bret_nguyen_ I’m offended

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@karlyunderwood_ All about independent play 😂 I do not have it in me to play all the time. You are not alone.

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Someone please explain to me how after I got my screaming baby and my screaming toddler to sleep, I’m sitting here wishing I was pregnant bc I NEED a newborn 😅😅😅

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I’m having a mom’s night out tomorrow with my work besties and I can’t wait. Dinner, drinks, @kilroysindy breadsticks. Ugh, can’t wait.

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@mamamak21 Yeah she was the worrrrst. Also like why was everyone so classy? I wanted jerry springer ish.

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@mamamak21 Watching now and I’m scared to look things up as we’re going 😂 but I wanna know what people are saying lmao

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@mamamak21 Okay staying off Twitter until I can watch thanks for the heads up 😂

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Cece just asked if we could go to Buccees 😂😂😂

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@stephmcclur Okay amazing is a strong word and also I like eggs so

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@stephmcclur Ope. I did that with Cece 😂😂😂😂😂

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I’m finally getting a mom vehicle this week and I am so excited!

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@stephmcclur She’s been scooting around all day telling me to look at her pretty cast 😂😂😂

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“I want to be rich!”

She literally tells me this every time I tell her I’m working 😂😂😂

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@madtherad Not in the slightest