Mal

I tweet damn near every thought I have, so

[Mal @mal____pal]

Does anyone know where to get that blue romper/ jumpsuit that sierra from love island was wearing last night 😩 I need itttt

[thomas @tlanese777]

Me opening tiktok every 3 minutes forgetting that it’s banned

[Mal @mal____pal]

@shaunasforestbb @MagnanimityCom @JamesFngCollier @PicturesFoIder Parenthesis only applies to inside the parenthesis. Not outside. Distributive property is just multiplication written differently

[Mal @mal____pal]

@GS3rdleg @MagnanimityCom @JamesFngCollier @PicturesFoIder 2(3) and 2*3 are the exact same thing written in different forms. Parenthesis being first only applies to inside the parenthesis

[Mal @mal____pal]

@GizmoSupreme @liftedaquatic @low_dosage @CarlBeijer This is such a good thread lmfao

[Mal @mal____pal]

@helloitsjulz @mochiizinhah @hiddendying @voonpie This is the funniest possible response

[Mal @mal____pal]

@shaTIRED I’m from Oregon and we say it went down the wrong tube

[Mal @mal____pal]

@NotLewa @cripshawty69 @keeptheiceon @brokebackboys 10000% Twitter is a hellhole I go to tiktok for an escape

[Mal @mal____pal]

@mandexzizza @adoseofmars No duh, it’s sexually transmitted. How do you think the women got it? Magic?

[Mal @mal____pal]

@murrellene @AerwynaCove @kianaquiamboo I’m sure some places are that expensive but I personally pay $150 for unlimited classes. Not cheap but not 300

[Mal @mal____pal]

@BowtiedSumerian @peachblvd When did I say men can’t relate? All I was talking about was my own experience. I never talked about men lol

[Mal @mal____pal]

@BowtiedSumerian @peachblvd You’re saying a whole lot of nothing. “Gatekeeping logic” lmao. Point is women don’t only dress cute around men. We just like to dress cute. For men for women for ourselves

[Mal @mal____pal]

@BowtiedSumerian @peachblvd You have to “tough it out” being around women 🤣 lmfao

[Mal @mal____pal]

@BowtiedSumerian @peachblvd You’re just delusional if women are telling you they dress cute for reasons A and B and you tell them they’re wrong and they actually dress cute for reason C LOL

[Mal @mal____pal]

@BowtiedSumerian @peachblvd Why do we dress cute to workout in our own living rooms? Why do we dress cute to workout with our female friends in their living rooms or empty apt complex gyms? I have a friend who leaves her apt gym anytime a guy comes in and she still dresses cute

[Mal @mal____pal]

@BowtiedSumerian @peachblvd My Pilates studio is not part of any larger establishment and I’ve only ever seen 2 men there. 1 gay instructor and 1 aprox 70 year old man that I saw in class one time. I still dress cute 💅🏻

[Mal @mal____pal]

My AirPods went through the washer and the dryer and still work so I’m tempted to wear them in the shower…