Mallory

Registered Dental Hygienist. Proud Mama. 👶🏼🐱🐶🦔. 603.

[Mallory @mal_audette]

I hate waking up without my kids 😭

[Mallory @mal_audette]

Something about the phase in life where you just don’t give a shit anymore 🙌🏼

[Mallory @mal_audette]

@Lindsay011489 You’re face at the end 😂😂

[Mallory @mal_audette]

Single motherhood ain’t for the weak😴

[Mallory @mal_audette]

Booked tattoo appointments 😍 can’t wait for that burn

[Mallory @mal_audette]

When your spiteful ex who couldn’t name 2 Morgan wallen songs gets a presale code and you don’t 😡 fuck that logic. That man got me thru that relationship

[Mallory @mal_audette]

I’m getting ready and Eastons like “Why do you have to look cute to go to the store?” I was like ahhh idk, why do you think I look cute? And he was like “Yeah, I do”. God, I adore this child💙

[Mallory @mal_audette]

My least favorite part of ebony a single mom is that I have my kids at least 6 nights a weeks and people still find a reason to talk shit

[Mallory @mal_audette]

I am SO FUCKING HAPPY

[Mallory @mal_audette]

Officially feel like an advocate for women leaving toxic relationships with shitty men. Need a pick me up, I got you girl

[Maria @Mariaangelaaxo]

Tbh my last relationship didn’t ruin me, I ruined me because I didn’t love myself enough to stop allowing shit that I knew I didn’t deserve.

[Mallory @mal_audette]

The standards between single moms and single dads is Fucking sickening.

[Mallory @mal_audette]

@dinodannnn I saw a photo and this guy cut two let holes in the front then the back out so he could slide into it! From the front it looked legit

[Mallory @mal_audette]

I literally can’t believe the shit people have said to me in recent weeks.

[ναℓ❁ @v_morinn]

To my twitter stalker that feels the need to send people my tweets. Go fuck yourself😘

[Mallory @mal_audette]

@v_morinn GIRL SAME!

[Mallory @mal_audette]

I just want scream FUCK YOU like every 5 minutes

[Mallory @mal_audette]

I swear I could never date again. I have so much hatred in my body

[Mallory @mal_audette]

When you feel like your failing and you kids cuddles you and tells you “mommy, you’re the best mom in the whole world” like ok😭

[Mallory @mal_audette]

My babes are camping, I’m missing core memories and I’m so sad about it.