MalBabe

Must like Cats, and Drugs are OK👌

[MalBabe @mal_bell]

Sex, drugs, and rockin roll for these Divas!

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[MalBabe @mal_bell]

I will never ever understand how women raising daughters can vote for a man who belittles, disrespect, and assaults women.

[MalBabe @mal_bell]

When I die I want be reincarnated to an animal at Henry Doorly. Never gotta worry about being killed or prayed on, fed on a daily basis. Pound on some glass and scare the kids. How great.

[MalBabe @mal_bell]

I have a lot of questions for whoever gets to name the hurricanes.

[MalBabe @mal_bell]

Happy Friday.

[MalBabe @mal_bell]

I swear to god I’ll beat up whoever is bullying Ms Rachel and Jules. Leave them alone they are literally teaching your child how to be a good human.

[MalBabe @mal_bell]

Woke up to my car windows shattered in, and it’s down pouring outside 🙃

[greg @greg16676935420]

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

[MalBabe @mal_bell]

Just went to church for the first time in a decade and I in fact have risin, thank you for prayers.

[MalBabe @mal_bell]

Fountain Wild Cherry Pepsi really be superior to the rest.

[MalBabe @mal_bell]

Idk what feels more right to buy as a home owner a new furnace or a power washer for the deck, and patio.

[MalBabe @mal_bell]

Do people still wear buttons of their child and their hobby around? Like how I am suppose to remember whose kid is whose at events?

[MalBabe @mal_bell]

Not gonna lie, I think father daughter dances are so cringe.

[MalBabe @mal_bell]

@haidonme I forgot all about these and lol how crazy!

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I could’ve SWORN the mic was on when I did this but you tell me 🤷🏿‍♂️

[MalBabe @mal_bell]

I hardly traveled last year, so this year I have 2 girls weekend planned, a birthday get away, and one flight to AZ so far!

[MalBabe @mal_bell]

@tinytravelergal In all fairness it’s hard to have them when you have a dog, bc the dog just steals all the cat toys in my opinion. Jerry use to have a lot and now he has like 1 or 2 bc Carl destroys them.

[MalBabe @mal_bell]

“Ew we are talking about our kids when we use to be doing cocaine off witch fingers, wasted at the duck races”

[MalBabe @mal_bell]

I think it should be illegal to charge for on street parking.