Mallory McKenzie

wife + mom | cheesecake enthusiast | probably running late ✨

[Mallory McKenzie @mal_bmckenzie]

@maddieosee

[scary movie mom @Gammaraygams]

Me finding out that my rich husband has died of mysterious circumstances

[pey @peytimeoff]

Vera Bradley did what she had to do with the duffel bags. I’ve had mine since like sixth grade and not a STITCH has come undone and best believe I literally dragged that jawn to hell and back one MULTIPLE occasions

[Mallory McKenzie @mal_bmckenzie]

@maddieosee Guest starring me taking tequila shots and putting extra chocolate chips in everything

[The Flying M ™️ @MSUhistory]

On this day in 2014- In front of a record crowd at DWS, 62,945, #3 MSU forced #2 Auburn into 4 turnovers and won 38-23.
Dak: 18-34, 367 total yds, 3TD
Josh Robinson: 97yds, 2TD

[Ho Berrington @BoleynJr]

Drake Bell and the All-American Rejects performing in Starkville.
Avril Lavigne released new music.
Braves made the post season.
Tiger just won a major.
The Browns won a game.
Lil Wayne is scheduled to release an album today.

Is it 2018 or 2008?

[Andi D’Lynn @andidlynn_]

Imagine Gossip Girl coming back but it’s now 15 years later and their kids are all grown up going to Constance & St. Jude’s, Serena & Blair are still bffs and their kids are dating, Nate is still hot af, Chuck is still rich af & lil jenny is still a bitch, wow AN IDEA

[b @NotJuvie]

idk who’s daughter needs to hear this but....

get an oil change

[Dani Garza @DanilionRose]

The Cheetah Girls was so ahead of it’s time. A movie w 4 girls who were diff races w diff body types. They talked abt foster care and having money troubles. Real world issues. They struggled but they frkin worked hard and made their dreams come true. WE STAN THE CHEETAH GIRLS

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Most nights I fall asleep thinking about what I’m having for breakfast in the morning.

[Mallory McKenzie @mal_bmckenzie]

@mcdonalds when the ice cream machine is “broken” again

[John O. Brennan @JohnBrennan]

It’s astounding how often you fail to live up to minimum standards of decency, civility, & probity. Seems like you will never understand what it means to be president, nor what it takes to be a good, decent, & honest person. So disheartening, so dangerous for our Nation.

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

I’ve been informed it’s not “skinny pop” if I keep eating the whole bag in one sitting

[Mallory McKenzie @mal_bmckenzie]

Got on Facebook for the first time in a while today. Saw a video of a tiger giving birth. Got off Facebook. Remembered why I do not use Facebook anymore.

[Mallory McKenzie @mal_bmckenzie]

@katiegrafton Omg I thought everyone knew by now!!!!!!!

[Mallory McKenzie @mal_bmckenzie]

me finally accepting that Dan was actually gossip girl

[bear @iamblackbear]

ive decided im ok

[Mallory McKenzie @mal_bmckenzie]

@katiegrafton packing my car to drive you to Idaho. This is not a drill.

[Joe Parris @JoeParrisTV]

#Breaking - About 100 goats are on the loose right now in a #Boise neighborhood. They are going house to house eating everything in sight. Nobody has a clue where they came from...updates to follow

[Mallory McKenzie @mal_bmckenzie]

Today I’ve read posts about this day being national watermelon day, national beer day, national girlfriend day (?), and national Georgia day? Can we not collectively decide on one holiday per day of the year??????

[maddy @timesnewmaddy]

if i say i’m “running errands” it means i’m doing like one important thing and then i’m getting coffee and going to target

[Mallory McKenzie @mal_bmckenzie]

Thinking about investing in a professional grade camera so I can make a high quality Instagram for my dog. Am I too late to the game on this?

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

It's that anniversary again. This year, I apologise for killing someone who didn't die during the #BattleofHogwarts, but who laid down his life to save the people who'd win it. I refer, of course, to Dobby the house elf.

[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

“Cut out and tape near your computer or TV.” #YoutubeShooting