Captain Mal

[Captain Mal @mal_captain]

@Doomer_Armus What post?

[Captain Mal @mal_captain]

@yishan Instead of making it thinner they should make it smaller. Id like it not to dig into my thigh when I sit down.

[Captain Mal @mal_captain]

@BigDickBarclay @jjreeves No idea

[Captain Mal @mal_captain]

@FenixAmmunition They didn't kill him. They made him immortal. The echo will be far louder than his voice ever was.

Godspeed Charlie. Never had the privilege of meeting him, but hope we all one day meet at that golden shore.

[Captain Mal @mal_captain]

@RepLuna @elonmusk @finkd @tiktok_us On the contrary, it's because we value life that these videos should be available. Behind a sensitive banner yes, but available. People need to see how fragile life is in order to appreciate how precious it truly is.

Charlie wanted people to see Irina. This is no different.

[Captain Mal @mal_captain]

@SavWasRight @Nero You're right. He's not. But Charlie is an example that everyone can aspire to. "What would Charlie do?"

I think a lot of people are looking at themselves in the mirror and asking themselves that very question. Including Milo.

[Captain Mal @mal_captain]

@donttreadonme4_ @CarolineWren Gutfeld is nice. Jessie Walters is decent. I don't care about the rest

[Captain Mal @mal_captain]

@tenebraehue @MattyDanner Go watch some YouTube videos on injection molding. Then you will understand.

[Captain Mal @mal_captain]

@SavWasRight @Nero No, we need a thousand Charlie Kirks.

[Captain Mal @mal_captain]

@OldLady_Hopkins @kurriochi @willbakery Yes. VLC is based. So is FireWire.

[Captain Mal @mal_captain]

@hanksabunch @tr_hudson Our founding fathers wrote anonymously, and no one would consider them cowards.

If you don't like what someone says, you can simply discredit the person. But anonymous words stand on their own. If you don't like them, you must refute them on their own merits.

[Captain Mal @mal_captain]

@EvanAKilgore They could just delete your post and tell you why afterwards, or say nothing and shadowban it.

Instead they make you perform a Soviet ritual where you confess your "wrongdoing" and by "righting your wrong" you cede your will and mind to your overlords for the benefit of society.

[Captain Mal @mal_captain]

@Atomixion @ChristianHeiens Imagine not understanding the difference between an open handed slap and a closed fist.

Or even the most basic grasp of Roman law and why Jesus was being the greatest troll in history.

[Captain Mal @mal_captain]

@WeaponsVault @betterjasonmac California did. And it passed. It was on their roster of approved handguns for years.

[Captain Mal @mal_captain]

@Turbinetraveler Full flaps and tell all your buddies about the time you flew the plane in reverse

[Captain Mal @mal_captain]

@financedystop 4. Skip the BS and just go to CarMax or buy one on marketplace. Why should I be expected to haggle over a five figure purchase like I'm buying a trinket from some street vendor in a third world country?

[Captain Mal @mal_captain]

@ChefGruel @lulubartholomew That explains the people I know who rave about how good the food is just to politely go out to eat with them only to find I'm paying $20 for a TV dinner on an oversized plate.

Their taste buds are dead and they are eating nostalgia.

[Captain Mal @mal_captain]

@SoulProvocateur "Y'all are a bunch of babies! Just learn to live with the heat!"
Same guy when the temperature drops below 70°F:

[Captain Mal @mal_captain]

@tetsuoai It's a mystery

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@redlettermedia Game shows are the equivalent of going to a bar for reassurance that you don't have a drinking problem