Weird (M)Al ✨

Windshield full of road to run and a gas tank full of freedom

[Weird (M)Al ✨ @mal_dick]

"You were just not mainstream dude"
"...what was I doing?! I was walking my Guinea pig on a leash"

[Weird (M)Al ✨ @mal_dick]

My (21 year old) coworkers said "...well you probably go to bed at a decent time" and I told them "no, I go to bed at like midnight!" to which they responded in unison "that is a decent time" and i just 😳😳😳👵🏼👵🏼 #thisis27

[Weird (M)Al ✨ @mal_dick]

Yo, I NEED a floral embroidered velvet kimono I hope my cookies are listening. Insta ads where u @?

[Weird (M)Al ✨ @mal_dick]

Do y'all ever just not want to celebrate your birthday? Cause that's me. Every year. Especially this one.

[Weird (M)Al ✨ @mal_dick]

Last night my niece said she was gonna Dutch oven me during our sleepover and I don't think I've ever loved her more

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@NickMandary Chameleon

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@mashedpoTAYto_ I made someone here listen to some the other day too 😅

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@mashedpoTAYto_ THEY ARE GOLD

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@cjicelikerice @gconarchy Omfg 😍😂

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@ericaSwilson Right! 😂 But no, that mofo REQUESTED money from me haha what

[Weird (M)Al ✨ @mal_dick]

Apparently my dad doesn’t have any sort of messaging app though to let me know he has the Venmo app now 😅

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@cjicelikerice @chalkypirate It was a nice try though

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@cjicelikerice @chalkypirate Without Alex Ramos, this is not a bracket I feel comfortable participating in

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@ashvaaan Literally my thoughts on deciding to move to Aus last year 💯 Life is cool

[Weird (M)Al ✨ @mal_dick]

Is it just me or do dudes on choppers look like little boys trying to ride their big brothers bike?

[Weird (M)Al ✨ @mal_dick]

Lola just shouted in the park, “WE ARE NATURE KIDS!” Then proceeded to explain what recycling is 🌎💚🌍💙🌏

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Wut @brotherperkins 😅

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I’ve got hoes in so many different area codes, idk when the best time to post on Instagram is anymore

[Weird (M)Al ✨ @mal_dick]

@Mallory_Overway Haha yep and my last year’s NYE of course👌🏼