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I wave to my dogs daily, and I guess I assume one day they'll wave back. For now they just stare back like they're looking straight through me.

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Just curious, who's writing history books these days?

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@kattilac254 @lyssachanel bahahah! Yes!

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@DailyMail @MailOnline Wow

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@Dustin_SQ - "the debate started 15 min ago, let's go"
Me- "oh ya! Can we watch that? --er NVM, I'm more of a highlights kind of gal."
D-"ya I agree, let's catch it tomorrow on SCTop10."

[plantsfordeen @plantsfordeen]

Gifting houseplants is good luck for both parties. Pass it on.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Focus on what you can control

[Daylon Mack @DaylonMack]

Same lol 😂

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Helped my mom draw up a cemetery plot tonight via "graphic design" aka in PPT. She was thrilled. I'm just wondering how soon I can move in bc buying a house ain't cheap and word on the street is I own 16 square feet of land.

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@justinpicha Oh geez

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@Target @AskTarget please connect me with someone! Over 2 hours today on hold! This is brutal!

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Day after Cinco de Mayo... @Dustin_SQ walking out the door to go to work and yells back, "Don't forget, for lunch today you have the rest of your margarita in the fridge!" 🍹

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The fridge alarm went off letting us know someone left the fridge door open. @Dustin_SQ and I looked at each other as if we heard a screaming child in the other room -- "who's getting up this time?" Thank God, for now, it's just the fridge door. 🤣

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@ItsFlo appreciate the 20% credit back in our account! That helps a ton!

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My favorite song in the whole wide nation. @MiLBAtHomeOpener

[Minor League Baseball @MiLB]

And now, some of MiLB's finest Star-Spangled Banner performances 🇺🇸

#MiLBAtHomeOpener

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Got that #turbotaxfreefeeling! I feel like I learn something new every year doing my taxes...or else I'm just relearning what I forgot I learned the year prior... Let's go 💸💸💸💸💸#Sweepstakes #turbotaxfreeedition @turbotax

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@MichelleHigh Lmao I thought the same thing 🤣

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@JManziel2 Just know you left the college football nation in awe with the way you played the field in the SEC. If you went out and failed with XFL, no one can forget the excitement you provided us every Saturday while you were prepping for that #heisman . #gigem

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@JManziel2 Booooo 👎🏻