Mallory Howard

[Rachel Rascoe @rachelrascoe]

learned on TikTok this morning: Julien Baker's inspo playlist for the new @xboygeniusx song is @hovvdy and @lomeldaTX :) go austin go

[Mallory Howard @mal_how]

Today my neighbor walked over a bunch of Peppa Pig coloring sheets I’ve accidentally been sending to his printer

[Mallory Howard @mal_how]

Is it ok to not like that song send in the clowns or not really

[Mallory Howard @mal_how]

the salon i get my haircut at in Waco has 2 things in fridge : Michelob ultra and mini Bundt cakes

[Mallory Howard @mal_how]

@judson St Augustine good choice

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@mystery_dumdum !!!!

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Called my nana to ask if I could visit her next week and she said no bc she is having cataract surgery and closing on a second farm

[Mallory Howard @mal_how]

Think I just woke Lou up bc I was eating a bag of chips so loudly

[Mallory Howard @mal_how]

Nurse on the phone just asked my daughters birthday and I said “ummmmm hold on lemme look”

[Mallory Howard @mal_how]

@nowayclare I love your mind

[FCB💸 @FastcashEBK]

I be out of town amazed by the simplest of things . “Damn they got a upstairs Walgreens” 😂😂😂

[Mallory Howard @mal_how]

@bantugmusic I can’t make this work I’m rly trying

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@daphnetunes I’m doin ok

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@bofalebill I am mocha

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Wonder if everyone watched My Octopus Teacher if the world would get better I think it would

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@bofalebill Mark!!!!!!!!!!

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@Samantha797 At least they know, ya know?

[Mallory Howard @mal_how]

hello from me the woman who just accidentally added “first day of period” into her company calendar 🗓

[Mallory Howard @mal_how]

Wowzers I just went from listening to Rascal Flatts to Grouper am I ok ?