MJ

•• shape the life you want by destroying what obstructs the soul. -RK •• always keep one foot in the black 🌲🔥

[MJ @mal_jade006]

This is the realest one yet

[MJ @mal_jade006]

Being this close 👌🏽 to knowing our baby’s gender & getting into a new house is testing just how much willpower I have to not buy ALL the house & baby things.

[MJ @mal_jade006]

Pregnancy hormones ain’t for the weak, man. I’ve been mad enough over absolutely nothing that I could run through a wall like the kool-aid man & in the same breath burst into tears for also no reason. Like whaaat is happening

[MJ @mal_jade006]

I missed a great opportunity to use the caption “ironically, the matching outfits weren’t planned but the baby was.” So I’m cashing that in now.

[MJ @mal_jade006]

This is actually insane. 😅🤍

[MJ @mal_jade006]

Ok but not me literally crying real tears in a movie theatre watching the new Top Gun. That was so good 🥹

[😀 @no1_real_man]

JOE ROGAN: "This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem."

[MJ @mal_jade006]

Whoever made #TheLincolnLawyer series is a genius. This show was SO addicting. WHERE is season 2 already 🥴

[MJ @mal_jade006]

The highlight of my day has 100% been finding this account & reading the tweets. This was more than I could’ve ever hoped for. 😂

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Listen,

bear spray
DOES NOT
work like bug spray.

We would like to not have to say that again.

[MJ @mal_jade006]

List of things to not ever do again:
1. Watch Seal Team season 2 episode 13. I’m crying like a baby at 6:38 in the afternoon,

[k*n ❤️‍🔥 @lNTERNETBBY]

This girl on tik tok and her white husband be SENDING ME LMFAOOOO

[MJ @mal_jade006]

@_ItsShelbs_

[MJ @mal_jade006]

The “Ultimatum” on Netflix is the best worst thing I’ve ever experienced in its entirety.

[MJ @mal_jade006]

@_ItsShelbs_ You & I would probably be the ones to get our feelings hurt 😂😭😂

[MJ @mal_jade006]

Will: “so.. How rare will you eat this steak..?”
Me: “Moo-ing” 💯

[MJ @mal_jade006]

I was the “make plans” friend. Now that I quit, I don’t hear from anyone. Ever since I quit going to the bar, I don’t hear from anyone. Shocker 🤷🏻‍♀️

[TaiShawna Monét🧸💞 @ohsoyousixx]

I seen a post that basically say If a female don’t have any friends, she the problem and I just wanna clear that up. NO! people show friend favoritism, play sides, and simply don’t know how to be a friend. there’s nothing as heartbreaking as feeling left out, isolated & excluded

[MJ @mal_jade006]

My toxic trait is that I push myself to figure out every problem I have on my own until I’m burnt out bc I refuse to ask for help. It took me 25+ years to realize this is a fact & I’ve always been this way, about literally everything. 🥴

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

everybody born between 1985 and 1995 saw the Super Bowl halftime show lineup and was like “sweet, instead of doing a show for old people like the Rolling Stones or Paul McCartney or The Who they did one for us young people”

and then 10 seconds later it hit us

[Jimy Marten @JimyMarten]

You’re 20 some years old. You don’t need to justify your decisions to anyone but god and yourself.

[MJ @mal_jade006]

If this is not me 😂

[TxKeg @TxKegan_]

Having a girl best friend is her complaining to you, you being there for her, then her never taking your advice👍🏻