Mallorie Mecham

Immigration attorney. Aspiring domestic goddess. World domination seeker. (All opinions are, for better or worse, my own.) she/her/hers

[Mallorie Mecham @mal_mecham]

I’ve been at my job almost six months and the accomplishment I am most proud of is my ability to throw things into my garbage can whilst sitting at my desk with 99% accuracy. #putmeincoach

[reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb]

no, that's my emotional support pile of unread books

[Mallorie Mecham @mal_mecham]

@EliMcCann I mean, as he should. He’s a pilar of the community.

[Mallorie Mecham @mal_mecham]

@EliMcCann Damn you drive a hard bargain. Does this price include a cameo by Duncan? Because that could make it worth it…

[Mallorie Mecham @mal_mecham]

It’s kind of a “pinch me” moment that I get to work with these awesome attorneys every day now! #fragomen #fragomensaltlakecity

[Fragomen @fragomen]

We are excited to share the news that we are opening an office in Salt Lake City. The new office will be led by Partner Rebecca van Uitert who will be joined by Raquel Flores, Mallorie Mecham and Lauren Seo.

Learn more https://t.co/rRxERL2dky

#SaltLakeCity #NewOffice #Fragomen

[internet friend @internetcassie]

hey girly! 🌸 want to be your own boss? 💕

[Barbara Jones Brown @bjonesbrown]

No idea who made this, but it’s SPOT ON

[not your lawyer @schizesq]

Being a lawyer is just answering emails and trying not to cry in front of judges every day until you die

[Mallorie Mecham @mal_mecham]

👋🏻 Your friendly neighborhood immigration attorney here to remind you that anyone who has been detained by CBP at the border is tested before they’re released (after jumping through eight other hoops). Saying otherwise is reckless and ignorant. Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk!

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

The Biden Administration is recklessly releasing hundreds of illegal immigrants who have COVID into Texas communities.

The Biden Admin. must IMMEDIATELY end this callous act that exposes Texans & Americans to COVID.

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

why I don’t trust the vaccine

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“hot girl summer” is canceled, get ready for “old lady spring”: we’re staying indoors watching Bake-Off, wearing increasingly colorful cardigans, and solving the occasional crime in our retirement village

[Mallorie Mecham @mal_mecham]

Oh heeeeeey Parks and Rec,The Newsroom, Gilmore Girls, and Great British Bake-off...

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Starting a Rewatching ur
New show Comfort show
for the 15th time

[Mallorie Mecham @mal_mecham]

I’m officially in the furiously-binge-watch-Grey’s-Anatomy phase of the pandemic and I’ve come to a very important conclusion: Sandra Oh has the world’s best hair.

[rabia O'chaudry @rabiasquared]

I missed the #GMEstock short squeeze opportunity but what can I do with 58 Chuck E Cheese coins

[Mallorie Mecham @mal_mecham]

@ogderulo @BertGrabinger ...do you not know me at all?

[Mallorie Mecham @mal_mecham]

At the risk of sounding like a total Karen... is there a manager I can speak to about a refund on this whole adulthood thing? It’s not nearly as fun as I was lead to believe it would be.

[Mallorie Mecham @mal_mecham]

@jolyn_metro I mean, we live in Utah. We were bound to get caught in an MLM eventually.

[Mallorie Mecham @mal_mecham]

@BertGrabinger I’m clearly not adult enough to know what those words mean. Thanks for cheering me up!

[Melissa Shusterman @MelissaForPA]

Putting Kamala Harris as VP into perspective.See the red box? Until then, she would have been enslaved.See the blue box? Until then, she couldn’t vote. Yellow box? Until then, she had to attend a segregated school.
The green one? Until then she couldn’t have her own bank account

[Mallorie Mecham @mal_mecham]

@BertGrabinger

[Mallorie Mecham @mal_mecham]

Let’s be real: I was giddy yesterday when I read a whole DHS memo that didn’t use the word “alien” once. Language matters, people.

[Ana Cabrera @AnaCabrera]

NEW: President Biden wants to remove the word "alien" from US immigration laws and replace it with the word "noncitizen"