Malorie

[Malorie @mal_oriee]

@alla_nolfi @moneybaggblo

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

Khloe Kardashian after learning Tristan’s cheated on her over a dozen times and fathered a kid with someone else

[Malorie @mal_oriee]

Is there a way I can get paid for being very talented at wordle?

[Malorie @mal_oriee]

@Andy48Messerly 🥺 not GP

[Malorie @mal_oriee]

Man I’ve really abandoned Twitter lately and I do feel unwell about it.

[Malorie @mal_oriee]

@JoelMagnotti My mom frequents the “Christian bookstore.” idk where but they’re a thing and I’d imagine they have those in stock lolll

[Malorie @mal_oriee]

Today is a great day because I was able to get my severely apraxic patient to sing Britney Spears songs

[Malorie @mal_oriee]

Again, finished my packed lunch before 9:45am. Breakfasts and self- restraint do not have a place my lyfestyle

[Malorie @mal_oriee]

why don’t more people talk about how being consistently, really hydrated feels soo wonderful

[Malorie @mal_oriee]

How is she looking exactly the same as she did in 2003? Suspicious

[Alexis Benveniste @apbenven]

Avril Lavigne is on TikTok now and her first video is this perfect collab with Tony Hawk

[Malorie @mal_oriee]

As the nail tech was sanding my nails she goes “let me know when I burn you.”

[Malorie @mal_oriee]

You know how certain dogs can sniff out drugs or even diseases. My dog can exclusively sniff out chicken bones near sidewalks. Youd be surprised to know how many hidden chicken bones are near you out there.

[Malorie @mal_oriee]

For a second I thought Kids by MGMT could be better than electric feel. Then I played electric feel and was like nah jk

[Malorie @mal_oriee]

Livin la vida loca 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

[Malorie @mal_oriee]

awe teaching the masses how to aspirate

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

The key to the waterfall yug is you just gotta commit https://t.co/KGcYWQVPIF

[Malorie @mal_oriee]

You are privileged. You say no to ratchet pu**y. Juicy J can’t.

[Malorie @mal_oriee]

I’m gonna say it.
I love Raisin Bran

[Malorie @mal_oriee]

I carry so much tension in my forehead I’m walking around all day lookin like 😟

[Malorie @mal_oriee]

STILL seeing people masked up while driving alone is totally asinine

[Malorie @mal_oriee]

How come we remember things as better than they actually were?