Mal

[Mal @mal_pal00]

@Ticketmaster @taylorswift13 wya fam?

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

@elonmusk This is a example of a tweet that undermines your ability to prevent twitter from becoming an $8 per month subscription to the Elon Musk fan club.

[shelby. @cathedralslut]

Sharpay was right, this is not what I want, this is not what I planned and I just gotta say I do not understand

[Brent Albrecht @RadioBrent]

Queens funeral isn’t sad if you put “Life is a Highway” behind it

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Not one single pet on euphoria maybe that’s what’s wrong with everyone

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Sorry I missed your call I was waiting for my phone to stop ringing

[ashley fairbanks @ziibiing]

Thank you for the four free COVID tests, now please cancel my student loan debt.

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

i have two brain cells left & it’s these mfs

[brie @_cestlabrie]

Absolutely terrified of omicron because in my head the variant looks like this

[hottiepants @punishedpants]

big pharma execs like

[j @jenna_dramat]

kim k and pete davidson. i can't unsee it.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If you need something to do while listening to @taylorswift13 all day, you’re always welcome to report your ex boyfriend’s wildlife violations to Operation Game Thief. ✨✨(1-800-522-8039)✨✨

[Reilly Wadsworth @ReillyWadsworth]

please remember our service workers this holiday season

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

yeah daylight savings sucks because seasonal depression but it also sucks because it vastly reduces the number of hours i can be outside as a woman without literally fearing for my life

[Zendaya @Zendaya]

My brand

[matty boy @mattjrodgers]

Taco Bell just announced the new “Doritos Where the Hell have you been Locas Tacos”