Mal Richter

wifey to @jjrich12 | boy momma x2 | schnauzer momma |

[Mal Richter @mal_richter]

You would think it was “National let’s drive slower than the speed limit” on highway 7 today 🙄

[Mal Richter @mal_richter]

In true payback form... our oldest monster filled his pants with a “bomb” according to @jjrich12 🤓 thanks Easton - I knew I could count on you! #teammom

[Mal Richter @mal_richter]

I made cinnamon rolls this morning for myself, because @jjrich12 never wants them. He had to finish them because the milk truck was needing to deliver and this guy has been standing over the stove since 🤦🏻‍♀️😒

[Mal Richter @mal_richter]

2:30am - Just smothered my dog when I got back into bed after nursing Callan. I’m now more awake than I’d like to be 🙄

[Mal Richter @mal_richter]

@toddsinator15 No way she’s 5 already!! 😭 Happy Birthday sweet girl 🥳💕 we miss you guys!

[Mal Richter @mal_richter]

Next best thing to hear ... little footsteps running with lots of giggling, while @jjrich12 chases him around the house 💙

[Mal Richter @mal_richter]

Favorite thing to hear ... Jason reading to E in the other room 🥰 Easton is just like his mama was & loves books!

[Mal Richter @mal_richter]

@bonner_ash Probably a good idea! I hope everything goes smoothly - those newborn snuggles are the absolute best and make it all worth it!

[Mal Richter @mal_richter]

Came into our bedroom & told @jjrich12 I was turning on the light. His response “I’m melllttttingggg... *short pause* K” Mind you he’s been on his phone since I got up to shower 🤦🏻‍♀️😂 #dramaking

[Mal Richter @mal_richter]

Our kid just let a juicy one rip while @jjrich12 was getting him ready for bed after bath.. dad jokes are his fave 🤣
- you could have powered a hot air balloon with that one!
- midamerican might come knocking for some gas to borrow.
- that was some good butt cheek rattling.

[Mal Richter @mal_richter]

I just told @jjrich12 I was nervous for our second ultrasound this week because I feel like it’s going to be a girl, even tho we found out it’s a boy 4 weeks ago 😆
His response... “No, he had a wiener! I saw it.. It’s a boy!” 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

[Mal Richter @mal_richter]

I walked through the dining room to go to bed & found this... @jjrich12 claims this is why we can’t have nice things 🤣 but then commented gosh I love him, he’s so silly & the best! 😍

[Mal Richter @mal_richter]

tonight our kid put a wooden maraca in his whale & @jjrich12 had to preform surgery to save him. E was not impressed with dad.. Also please note the white thing in his hand & the look on his face. Then see photo 2 - WHY? 😂

[Mal Richter @mal_richter]

@jjrich12 You’re the greatest!! And thanks for the refill 😘🙃

[Mal Richter @mal_richter]

Please pray for my poor husband 🙃 Asked him to get of his Xbox to come cuddle in bed.. then asked him to start my diffuser and he had to dig through 50+ oils to find the two I wanted.. I reached over for my chapstick & knocked my full 30oz tumbler of water on the floor..

[Mal Richter @mal_richter]

Jason yelled at our dog earlier for being moody af towards Easton & told him to apologize. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Ollie then crawled over to E with the saddest puppy dog look in his eyes and snuggled up to him. My heart is still crying over these two boys of mine 💙🥰😭

[Christian Beltran @Christian_8227]

Help me get there!!! Twitter do your thing!!!

[Mal Richter @mal_richter]

@jjrich12 is NOT happy Hannah B is still coming around!