uVandem

Former Child | Mealie Meal Owner | Systems Engineer

[TheeLionessZw 🦁🇿🇼 @Patiemahamba]

Name a scam that’s become ,so common today that we barely even recognize it as a scam anymore. 🤔

[uVandem @mal_wnd]

Having to pay unofficial "cold drink money" or "speed fees" just to get a national ID, passport, driver’s license, or clearance form processed within standard statutory timelines💔

[TheeLionessZw 🦁🇿🇼 @Patiemahamba]

Name a scam that’s become ,so common today that we barely even recognize it as a scam anymore. 🤔

[MaZwangendaba @mamakaCleo]

This mentally unwell lady had a plaster for several months and her hand was rotting away because she did not get a follow up on the broken arm. She had no fixed abode, just roaming in the cbd.

Strangers around the world stepped up and contributed towards her medical check up. The doctor removed maggots from her hand. Had we turned a blind eye or procrastinated she could have lost the hand or her life. Today she is at a mental institution recuperating. Imgutsheni Hospital.

Imagine in this winter, had we not intervened she could have been out there on the streets, feeling cold and hungry as hell. But she now has a warm bed. She gets meals everyday. She baths daily. We visit her always. The hand has healed.
And she's taking medication for her mental issues.

First frame is when we decided to help her. Second frame is just a few days old. I have a testimony that God works in mysterious ways, that when God says its not over, its not. God's grace is sufficient.
I have a testimony that the help that you need may not come from your blood relatives but strangers, people you least expect.
How good can God be?

To the donors who helped this lady , may God bless you abundantly.
Ngiyabonga mina. Ndinotenda. Thank you ❤️❤️

[Mhazo @TeeMhazo]

Amigos Call me El Mhazo

[Brintz.human @BrintzOnline]

Today is a good day to listen to STRADA MODE

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[Brintz.human @BrintzOnline]

Brintz - Strada Mode (Freestyle) [Prod by Malwnd]

[uVandem @mal_wnd]

@_makakaseni @chirorojr It ends at Zambia 😂😂😭

[uVandem @mal_wnd]

@_makakaseni @chirorojr They don't take Zim IDs

[🇲🇳⁷⁷ @lekanfortheg0ds]

it doesn’t matter if you’re

🇱🇷blackmerica
🇿🇦 jew & xenophobic
🇹🇿 ai
🇳🇬 jollof & poor
🇬🇭 jollof
🇪🇬 ancient wifi installer
🇨🇲 built like a center back
🇸🇳dull
🇪🇹 retard
🇩🇿 french
🇲🇦 rejected by europe
🇺🇬 black
🇨🇩 confused
🇸🇴 somalia
🇷🇼 cleaner than your whole continent
🇿🇼 billionaire with 4 dollars
🇧🇼kuwait
🇦🇴 portugese
🇹🇳turkish
🇸🇱mistake
🇧🇯 black magic
🇲🇷fishermen
🇳🇪 terrorists
🇹🇩 terrorists
🇱🇸 xenophobic
🇲🇬liability
🇲🇿 portugese with -1 gdp

we are all africans 🌍🇨🇫

[uVandem @mal_wnd]

We built our own virtual card layer around 2024 for personal use after EcoCash did ma funnies.
​It still charges 12% 😂 . The only limit is 10 cards per hour usable.
We'll fix it one day. Maybe we should release it for public use someday after dropping charges to 6%

[Lennon @MoveLennon]

It costs US$7.31 to make a $30 payment using @Ecocash master card. Haa zimbabwe ihombe

[Kudzai M, FSA™ | KashKween | MasterOfCoin @FinLitBae]

Why are you asking this on a non Zim made platform?

Endai munotaura ku dare zve.

[uVandem @mal_wnd]

Salary??

[VigieThaLastBorn @__Vigie]

I heard $51 is the average salary for Nigerians....what is the average salary for Zimbabweans ?

[Eng. Bhovungane @ny_emman]

Please add this simile to the Collins Student's Companion, "As dedicated as TTI parking marshals"
Literally, come rain or thunder, you'll find them scouting for cars to clamp 🤣
📸 ByoRevNation

[Wise @trikcode]

the generation that refused to accept cookies.

is now giving AI access to their desktops, files, and bank accounts.

[Riley Walz @rtwlz]

made my computer dramatically play BBC news music before every meeting

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Countries that use another country’s currency without formal agreement:

1．Zimbabwe 🇿🇼
2．Panama 🇵🇦
3．El Salvador 🇸🇻

[𝗟𝗔𝗗£𝗛€𝗥$£𝗟𝗙 @Thebiglade]

Adults who still watch cartoons. Retweet this.

[Paiges @thulie_jula]

Do Nyaope boys say, “I can’t get high today, because I’m broke"? No, they make it happen!

Don't let a phara try harder than you.

[Smart👨‍💻 | Software Engineer @smartnakamoura]

By final year, you should have:
At least 3 solid projects
Internship experience
A clear stack
Real-world deployment experience
No excuses.