RENT-A-DOMME

tenured & tired

[RENT-A-DOMME @maladaptress]

“Can I get my deposit refunded?”
Idk can I go to fucking outer space? No bitch

[RENT-A-DOMME @maladaptress]

Everyone screamed “Don’t kink shame!!” for years…
And now, subs only ask for the dumbest most mind-numbing shit possible. I hope you’re all happy.

[RENT-A-DOMME @maladaptress]

It turned into an entire neighborhood debacle where he was cornered by police on the roof for nearly 8 hours

[RENT-A-DOMME @maladaptress]

Me when a guy climbed in the window right outside my front door on the [redacted]th floor from the fire escape a few weeks back

[Anung Un Drama @spaceghost]

??? I’ve given my address to maybe 5 people ever. If anyone ever shows up at my house unannounced I’m going to call the police, period. Insane. Horrifying.

[RENT-A-DOMME @maladaptress]

I love sw-friendly infrastructure

(being able to load money to CA from any card in my Apple Wallet)

[RENT-A-DOMME @maladaptress]

@surrealwhore I REBUKE

[RENT-A-DOMME @maladaptress]

I haven’t acknowledged this at all since the news originally broke but all I’ve wondered the entire time is…. The glue in the eyes???

[Unlimited L's @unlimited_ls]

NEW: California mother has pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter after she killed 55-year-old Michael Dale during an OnlyF*ns video in 2023

Prosecutors say Michaela Rylaarsdamn, 32, tied his wrists, taped his mouth shut, wrapped his entire body like a mummy in Saran Wrap...

...poured adhesive into his eyes to seal them closed, and put a plastic bag over his head for several minutes while filming

When he was struggling, she called 911. Dale died the next day in the hospital from asphyxiation

Michaela worked as an escort under the name Asshley SinCal and charged up to fifteen hundred dollars plus tips

Dale paid her over eleven thousand dollars for the session

[c @littlevoid_]

men be like: im sorry you're going through this. can i see your pussy by chance?

[RENT-A-DOMME @maladaptress]

I’m starting somatic brainspotting this month sooo

[RENT-A-DOMME @maladaptress]

Resurrecting this account

[RENT-A-DOMME @maladaptress]

Did I tell a trick this morning before noon that all men deserve to be Aileen’d?

[RENT-A-DOMME @maladaptress]

new years affirmations

[RENT-A-DOMME @maladaptress]

daily reminder that we control the means of production xo

[RENT-A-DOMME @maladaptress]

@justawhore81 I had to realllllllly start implementing tf out of this just a few months ago. The time wasting is getting out of hand, even from regulars who were always so efficient before.

[RENT-A-DOMME @maladaptress]

I need to stop complaining on main and remember this account exists

[RENT-A-DOMME @maladaptress]

give a man a minute and he’ll try to take your entire evening

[RENT-A-DOMME @maladaptress]

Just did one of the worst things I’ve possibly ever done for $1100 LOL 📴

[RENT-A-DOMME @maladaptress]

online sw stop giving your 2¢ to full service girlies challenge 🤗

[RENT-A-DOMME @maladaptress]

*aside from tricks bc obv h8 them the most

[RENT-A-DOMME @maladaptress]

if there weren’t girls sucking dick on the street, you wouldn’t be here sucking dick in a five star hotel.

nothing I hate more than a self righteous service provider