🌥️🩵 XO, Alaska

for entertainment purposes only. please simp responsibly.

[🌥️🩵 XO, Alaska @malafiide]

“the accessible stall is out of order. what other toilets do you have that will fit my wheelchair?”

“we.. don’t. i am SO sorry! maybe you could use one of the normal stalls just this once?”

#HowToPissOffDisabledPeople

[🌥️🩵 XO, Alaska @malafiide]

So we can just.. post nudes on this app now? Bet.

[🌥️🩵 XO, Alaska @malafiide]

#NewProfilePic

[🌥️🩵 XO, Alaska @malafiide]

Palia Royal Highlands Celebration PC Sweepstakes (U.S. Only) https://t.co/wWYTCXP23G

[🌥️🩵 XO, Alaska @malafiide]

Play Palia on Steam this weekend and entry to win a Steam Deck OLED! https://t.co/ZlKmwnh3vK #Palia

[heaumeau e. rotacism @hurtandcomfort]

"em dash is an AI indicator" "semicolons are an AI indicator" "describing things in threes is an AI indicator" "the word genuinely is an AI indicator" "the oxford comma is an AI indicator" "flowery prose is an AI indicator" should we all die? should we just kill ourselves

[Harpy✨🇵🇸 @eldritchharpy]

and what if I said women do deserve to fuck without consequence? Idc if someone sits on a different dick every hour, I'm still gonna support their right to a safe and legal abortion ✌🏼

[🌥️🩵 XO, Alaska @malafiide]

The Crash should have been called ‘In Defense of Mackenzie Shirilla’. Jfc.

Mean Girl Murders episode covers this case SO much better.

[🌥️🩵 XO, Alaska @malafiide]

I was diagnosed with OCD last week & I’m still not sure what to do with that. 👍🏽

[🌥️🩵 XO, Alaska @malafiide]

@elonmusk “I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!” sobs the man who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘King of the Hill’ creators break their silence on the homophobic killing of Jonathan Joss.

Just 2 days before his death, the actor was escorted out while sitting in the audience at their ATX TV panel, a panel he wasn’t even invited to join, despite being part of the show’s revival.

[Pop Base @PobBase]

The first trailer for ‘WICKED: FOR GOOD’ has been released starring Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande.

[🌥️🩵 XO, Alaska @malafiide]

@CosI0097668 The second scammer fighting for his life while being questioned on Discord. I don’t *actually* have three brain cells, lmaoooo.

[🌥️🩵 XO, Alaska @malafiide]

This was the original message send by @CosI0097668 - okay. Fine.

[Duolingo @duolingo]

we're teaching football now #SuperBowl

[🌥️🩵 XO, Alaska @malafiide]

@milvec26 @missraegan___ @YouWontFeelThis @Geiger_Capital best fact: that’s still an L, because you can’t make the inflation statistics make sense — which is what i was asking. (but i kind of figured you wouldn’t be capable, lol.)

get your troll on, princess. 💖🥰 you’re a star!

[🌥️🩵 XO, Alaska @malafiide]

@milvec26 @missraegan___ @YouWontFeelThis @Geiger_Capital fun fact! every car on this list used to be under $10k, & we made more of them here. in 2024, those prices are now HALF the average American’s annual income *and* they’re imported goods that will cost more under upcoming tariffs.

make it make sense.

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

the way i genuinely dgaf about anything else apart from wicked, gelphie, ariana grande and cynthia erivo. the brainrot is going CRAZY

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Where did you come from bitch

- me to cotton eyed joe

[🌥️🩵 XO, Alaska @malafiide]

there’s just so much to look forward to. 🥲

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Recorded new music for the first time in a long time, album still a ways away but felt good to be back grinding again