🫧🩵 XO, AJ

for entertainment purposes only. please simp responsibly.

[🫧🩵 XO, AJ @malafiide]

“the accessible stall is out of order. what other toilets do you have that will fit my wheelchair?”

“we.. don’t. i am SO sorry! maybe you could use one of the normal stalls just this once?”

#HowToPissOffDisabledPeople

[🫧🩵 XO, AJ @malafiide]

Florida could be voting between free ice cream and a kick to the teeth, & the margin of victory for the latter would still be .3%.

Good god.

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.

[🫧🩵 XO, AJ @malafiide]

Movie theater etiquette is deadddd & goneeeee.

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Pregnancy can kill her.
C-sections can scar her forever.
Postpartum can destroy her mentally. But sure, keep calling it “just nine months.” Your lack of empathy is terrifying.

[🫧🩵 XO, AJ @malafiide]

My husband used to be an “anti-masker.”

He now masks up voluntarily every time he travels or goes into public spaces having learned that doing so helps keep me alive.

It can be done, y’all. If he wanted to, he would.

[🫧🩵 XO, AJ @malafiide]

@specialkdelslay @HunterBiden Imagine a decent, eloquent tribute post confusing someone because it utilizes adult vocabulary words and mildly complex sentences.

[🫧🩵 XO, AJ @malafiide]

🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Four years ago, the Supreme Court stripped away a fundamental Constitutional right and put abortion care out of reach for millions of Americans.

Today, we're sending a different message. With New York State, we are investing $495,000 to expand the NYC Abortion Access Hub, connecting more people to abortion care, medication, transportation, lodging and support services, no matter where they live.

Abortion is health care. Health care is a human right. We're protecting that right in New York City.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Tom Holland confirms he and Zendaya are married.

In response to the AI-generated wedding photos, Esquire UK asked him if he had to tell his family members they were fake, he responded: “No, because they were all there.”

(https://t.co/wVaW99rTNO)

[jezz @JezziiB]

You can't refer to pregnancy, child birth and parenthood as a "consequence" or a "punishment" for having sex and then in the same breath tell me that you think pregnancy and babies are "miracles".
You don't get punished for "miracles".

[🫧🩵 XO, AJ @malafiide]

So we can just.. post nudes on this app now? Bet.

[🫧🩵 XO, AJ @malafiide]

#NewProfilePic

[🫧🩵 XO, AJ @malafiide]

Palia Royal Highlands Celebration PC Sweepstakes (U.S. Only) https://t.co/wWYTCXP23G

[🫧🩵 XO, AJ @malafiide]

Play Palia on Steam this weekend and entry to win a Steam Deck OLED! https://t.co/ZlKmwnh3vK #Palia

[heaumeau e. rotacism @hurtandcomfort]

"em dash is an AI indicator" "semicolons are an AI indicator" "describing things in threes is an AI indicator" "the word genuinely is an AI indicator" "the oxford comma is an AI indicator" "flowery prose is an AI indicator" should we all die? should we just kill ourselves

[Harpy✨🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @eldritchharpy]

and what if I said women do deserve to fuck without consequence? Idc if someone sits on a different dick every hour, I'm still gonna support their right to a safe and legal abortion ✌🏼

[🫧🩵 XO, AJ @malafiide]

The Crash should have been called ‘In Defense of Mackenzie Shirilla’. Jfc.

Mean Girl Murders episode covers this case SO much better.

[🫧🩵 XO, AJ @malafiide]

I was diagnosed with OCD last week & I’m still not sure what to do with that. 👍🏽

[🫧🩵 XO, AJ @malafiide]

@elonmusk “I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!” sobs the man who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘King of the Hill’ creators break their silence on the homophobic killing of Jonathan Joss.

Just 2 days before his death, the actor was escorted out while sitting in the audience at their ATX TV panel, a panel he wasn’t even invited to join, despite being part of the show’s revival.

[Pop Base @PobBase]

The first trailer for ‘WICKED: FOR GOOD’ has been released starring Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande.