ItTakesTwo

Started my twitter when I was 11

[ItTakesTwo @malakage]

Me too

[NSFVoyager2 @NSFVoyager2]

I am currently 17 hrs 10 mins 43 secs of light-travel time from Earth (2020:226:000000:2L)

[ItTakesTwo @malakage]

@Pres_64 @OrbitInDarkness That’s privilege man. Being able to be more cautious and not be criminalized is a luxury that black people haven’t been aloud to have.

[ItTakesTwo @malakage]

Inequality is in our skin colour and us white people are the ones that benefit, that have privilege. We have much more to learn and there is much more work to be done.

[ItTakesTwo @malakage]

Racism is a white person problem. Racism is systemically built into our government and our society. Racism was created by white people for the economic gain of white people. Racism is a white person problem. Racism is the mechanism by which the America and Canada were created.

[Marlon Weems @GeekTrader]

So can we all admit Colin Kaepernick was right?

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

THIS!!!

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

THIS!!!

[ItTakesTwo @malakage]

Racism is more of an epidemic than covid-19.

[ItTakesTwo @malakage]

Those five alive juice boxes have their very own special way of fucking up your throat.

[ItTakesTwo @malakage]

Tonight: rice with taco seasoning, add, cut up chicken nuggets, salsa, jalapeños, cheese, and sour cream. Perhaps my second best creation.

[ItTakesTwo @malakage]

This is my kinda reply.

[Elias🇦🇷 @elias_agua]

@ouudany Space is an illusion

[ItTakesTwo @malakage]

Fariji almost just dared me to eat sour cream with my pizza. This quarantine dare competition is getting to me.

[ItTakesTwo @malakage]

If you are smart you will get this riddle: You have approximately 8 seconds to guess what this is before it explodes!!!! What is it?

[ItTakesTwo @malakage]

I just like to listen to music that reminds me how much I love my woman.

[ItTakesTwo @malakage]

Fariji: “Is the Nutella gone?” . . Me: “It’s not gone till you scrape the bottom of the barrel baby.”

[ItTakesTwo @malakage]

Why can’t SOME fruit get married? Because they cantaloupe. If this joke already exists I’m gonna be pissed!

[ItTakesTwo @malakage]

@trevor_norris0 Sounds like something an 8 year old would get mad at

[ItTakesTwo @malakage]

@Gangsterstyle3 I mean it’s hard to go wrong with 5

[ItTakesTwo @malakage]

My baby gave me the middle finger 3 times today.