Alexea Malaletkin

Screenwriter | Los Angeles ...I can either write scripts or a more informative bio— You can’t have both

[Alexea Malaletkin @malaletkin]

I write my lil scripts, take my lil anxiety meds, and drink a shit ton of coffee that completely cancels out that second part

[Alexea Malaletkin @malaletkin]

Match my freak (caffeine intake)

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When one of my villagers gives me a radish and now I gotta carry that around

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@ItsLaDarrion @Slamdance One time a reader gave me a 1/10 in formatting as if I’d submitted a haiku

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Haters: she’s monopolizing IP!!!

Margot: omg we forgot Monopoly

[Variety @Variety]

'Monopoly' Movie in the Works From Margot Robbie and Lionsgate https://t.co/RdOuL4xs6t

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I think I’ve made it to “old head screenwriter” territory bc I saw the emoji integration feature on FD13 and felt in my gut that nothing is sacred

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@baddestmamajama Was also trying to put 🐑 in the horror category for silence of the lambs

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@baddestmamajama That was exactly my reasoning— I thought they were giving us an easy one to acclimate us to the format change

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Also did Neon have a 2 for the price of 1 deal in Italy? The way Immaculate followed Ferrari to theatres

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Seeing Immaculate on Easter Day was a choice

[James @ScriptsByJames]

Wish there was a way he could have pitched this to like a group of people who know the show and maybe could’ve even had different ideas for the season!

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@akoukouli 👏👏👏👏

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I WISH I could agree with the Big Light disdain but I fear you people do not have late night pursuits— if we opt for a moody lamp I’m falling asleep

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@ScriptsByJames Sometimes (always)

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I don’t tell everyone that I’m a screenwriter, but there are signs

((I mutter “queen/king” under my breath when the credits show who wrote the screenplay))

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Ok watchmojo just uploaded my top 10 worst flaws?? Can I sue??

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One day AMC will stop playing Kidman’s speech before every movie and that’s the one heartbreak she could never prepare me for

[carina adly mackenzie @cadlymack]

What if he like… hired people… idk, like, writers, who all worked in a room… you could call it a “writers’ room” or something crazy like that

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@christinadirkes I’m convinced language learning changes your brain bc you really learn to trust the process. That word that felt impossible to remember/pronounce a week ago and truly discouraged you is easy vocab now. True that writing isn’t quite like that, but your mindset is better equipped!

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@boywithaperiod That shit’s RAW

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@JaseRuggy No you’re so right