Y-@ (Irony poisoning survivor) 〠

23 y/o. Some kinda socialist, secular humanist, world federalist, I think. You tell me. Anti incuriosity. Unwitting reply guy. Enemi personnel de Dieu

[Y-@ (Irony poisoning survivor) 〠 @malamindulo]

Took out a granola bar to take as a snack to work and then I ate it without even consciously thinking what I was doing.

What is wrong with me

[Y-@ (Irony poisoning survivor) 〠 @malamindulo]

@comrade_akkitty @_pnoosh @PanasonicDX4500 Ah okay, thank you.

[Y-@ (Irony poisoning survivor) 〠 @malamindulo]

@woundjob Feels like cheating to say this

[Y-@ (Irony poisoning survivor) 〠 @malamindulo]

Signs your dog is stressed: if your dog is blinking, then it means it hates you and wants to die.

[Y-@ (Irony poisoning survivor) 〠 @malamindulo]

I don’t know why there’s suddenly a bunch of race science coming out, to my knowledge it’s about as addictive or harmful as coffee.

Now synthetic cathinones, are a different story.

[Y-@ (Irony poisoning survivor) 〠 @malamindulo]

For the record, I knew about khat before any of you poseurs.

[Y-@ (Irony poisoning survivor) 〠 @malamindulo]

@redrummarts Reinventing "political blackness/revolutionary black internationalism" but reversed and based on a concept of lameness

[Y-@ (Irony poisoning survivor) 〠 @malamindulo]

@YoucanAxel @nikicaga I can believe that but, with all due respect, I’m not just gonna take your word. I need some numbers.

[Y-@ (Irony poisoning survivor) 〠 @malamindulo]

@YoucanAxel @nikicaga Didn’t the heatwaves this year kill 36,000 people?

[Y-@ (Irony poisoning survivor) 〠 @malamindulo]

@romlib_ I mean, I’d be lying if I said some of those arguments didn’t give me pause. I don’t know how many termites are worth one man. And I don’t like thinking about ethical incest…

I’m a dumbass. I dunno.

[Y-@ (Irony poisoning survivor) 〠 @malamindulo]

@romlib_ Wouldn’t the purpose of an ethical theory be finding a decision in those uncomfortable circumstances?

That’s treating it like the right answer is known, and you’re just debating which theory better predicts that answer.

But I’m not an ethicist so I’m prolly missing something.

[Professor Henry F. Trenches @tinylittlehomie]

This is a different guy

#ThisIsADifferentGuy
#TheyKilledAndReplacedEdSheeranWithADifferentGuy

[Y-@ (Irony poisoning survivor) 〠 @malamindulo]

Seventh-Day Adventism has a love of suffering akin to Catholicism, but more focused on making people diet on unseasoned pumpkin than forcing 9-year olds to die in childbirth.

[Ana Thema @AttackOnChitin]

this is how people sound when they talk about “dopamine addiction”

[Y-@ (Irony poisoning survivor) 〠 @malamindulo]

@Absurd_Ruka My proposals:

- Give captagon the “Dubai chocolate” treatment.
- See how much Japan is willing to pay for Carlos Ghosn
- Burn the LAF’s armories and see if you can get insurance money, it’s not like they need them anyway.

[Y-@ (Irony poisoning survivor) 〠 @malamindulo]

@hastifliche If you look at modern day sabotage networks in Europe, it seems like it’s increasingly operating under the modus operandi “find some schmuck willing to throw a molotov cocktail at a substation for $1000”.

[Andrés Pertierra @ASPertierra]

Horrific

A Central African Hotel Has Become a Nightmare Prison for U.S. Deportations https://t.co/LRV3t7JoKo via @NYTimes

[Y-@ (Irony poisoning survivor) 〠 @malamindulo]

@ImNaughtYou @rowanfornow Okay, now that’s also pretty weird