Malark 🍉

where’d he get this bread the bread museum?

[turbomander @turbomander]

no its fine i just dont think its fair to say you dont want to visit the giving each other blowjobs dimension before i even tell you what we'll do there

[turbomander @turbomander]

told my doc there was something wrong with me because I couldnt stop thinking about animated sitcoms. she asked me “what are the symptoms?” and i told her homer marge bart maggie lisa

[Chipster ☕️ ⚡️chipstercreates at that other place @roboptera]

Masters of the Universe establishing that the skull man does not live at the skull mountain but instead the SNAKE mountain is the kind of bold, subversive writing we're missing in modern media

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

I’m happy they decided to make him a man instead of a cliff

[wendy gunk @splorg8]

family guy thought provoking moments

[episode one @E1podcast]

[walking into your house for the very first time and immediately starting to go upstairs] Let’s check this out,

[Malark 🍉 @malark_6]

@OldRattleMan Fuego! Fuego!

[nba shady facts and updates @spursremix]

if he dies just keep playing @spurs @nyknicks

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@0xadot I don’t know dude but you didn’t have to watch it.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@brookstweetz I haven’t seen the new movie yet- he’s obviously grown since Clown Wars I assume.

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

You're not cool and quirky for not allowing phones at your concert. What if notorious serial killer The Butcher was at your concert and he could go to the show without being noticed.

[Memory Card @MemoryCardFiles]

Flower, Sun and Rain | Nintendo DS - 2008

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Have $40,000 on a 4-way parlay involving the Knicks winning game 2 that unfortunately also requires Scary Movie 6 to become "certified fresh" on rotten tomatoes by tomorrow morning

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

You are only suppose to have a good time

[Unworthy Hand @kisstheblade_]

George Lucas' real power is that, like Adam, he has the ability to give creatures their True Name.

[devlin 🦦 @fancygoblin_]

I've always loved that warning swipe he takes at the dad. badass

[mariana @ubergojo]

@Bingus30678 life was perfect before The Great Mammoth Hunt, everything went down after that

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

While My Guitar Gruesomely Kills Itself

[punished indeed @punishedindeed]

trump is having productive conversations with nute gunray