Matt, Cooker of Meats

If you’ve got a problem with Canada gooses you’ve got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate!

[Matt, Cooker of Meats @malarson75]

@dmcbride77 I can’t imagine how excited Badger fans would be to hear this news! It’s Christmas in the middle of November!

[Matt, Cooker of Meats @malarson75]

So I’m most likely out of here. For good. See y’all on Bluesky.

[Matt, Cooker of Meats @malarson75]

The Onion buying Infowars is what I needed today. Delicious.

[Matt, Cooker of Meats @malarson75]

@HarryMudd1974 Doing something shitty to your child because they were a shithead is not a parenting tactic I’ve ever used.

I don’t say this to feel superior. It just never sat right with me.

[Matt, Cooker of Meats @malarson75]

Oy with the “Trump rigged the election” conspiracies already! It’s as silly as the “Biden rigged the election” conspiracies, and for the same reasons. Unless you have real proof, not anecdotal “Let’s ruin these poll workers lives!” proof, stop.

You’re embarrassing yourselves.

[Matt, Cooker of Meats @malarson75]

@hipster_jackass @ThebanMonk @3YearLetterman @GenFlynn Go win a championship and then come back, Humper. Coach molds champions. You? You probably aren’t even a notary public.

Hashtag sad.

[Matt, Cooker of Meats @malarson75]

Some weekends I wonder why I bother with football.

[Matt, Cooker of Meats @malarson75]

I’d love for this dude to become an instant Hawkeye legend…but I’m not feeling good about sending a linebacker out to lead a GW touchdown drive.

I’d feel better if Iowa had been able to run it all night…but here we are.

[Matt, Cooker of Meats @malarson75]

Injuries have, umm, become a “concern”.

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Welp - without a QB who can move or throw it’s hard to see Iowa scoring in the second half.

[Matt, Cooker of Meats @malarson75]

@EliotClough @HawkeyeBeacon

[Matt, Cooker of Meats @malarson75]

This game has gone full garbage.

Iowa is making UCLA look like a
juggernaut, and frankly they’re lucky they aren’t down 31-10.

Can’t run, can’t stop the run…unreal. Just unreal. Phil better have something in his halftime bag of tricks or this could get ugly.

[Matt, Cooker of Meats @malarson75]

This is MSU all over on defense. Good Lord.

[Matt, Cooker of Meats @malarson75]

I do not disapprove of the first four minutes of this Iowa game.

[Matt, Cooker of Meats @malarson75]

Optimism is for other people, I guess.

There comes a point where realism kicks in.

It’s the will of the people.

Time to shift to graceful mode.

[Matt, Cooker of Meats @malarson75]

@PV_GIA @ToddBrommelkamp Football - loud and passionate
Wrestling - loud and passionate
MBB - “SIT DOWN!”
WBB - Loud and passionate

It may be an issue worth exploring for the athletics department.

[Matt, Cooker of Meats @malarson75]

Fellow Iowa fans - I have enjoyed this gridiron tilt with Wisconsin.

I’ve enjoyed it very much.

[Matt, Cooker of Meats @malarson75]

Those were a pair of horseshit calls against Iowa.

[Matt, Cooker of Meats @malarson75]

@IcyVert Ahh, transphobia. It’s a lucrative grift.

[Matt, Cooker of Meats @malarson75]

@JesseRogersESPN As the Cubs beat writer especially - this is tone deaf.