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weird jester guy |
i draw sometimes (on tumblr- hexereki)

[pinkie @sourberryvi]

“are you sexually active” pal the only thing that eats me out is guilt

[frick @gofrickurself]

At rock bottom do you want anything

[cav empty @cavempty_]

killed my neighbor with my bare hands and he gave me 0 exp and his only lootdrop was an otherwise empty wallet with a picture of him and his family. useless

[Witch @witchwounds]

that one friend who needs to be killed for the greater good

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

ibuprofen got this white boy feeling stupendous

[G*rre @springbris]

philosophy professor: All of the people of Omelas are aware that their infinite abundance and joy and pleasure comes from this one twink being kept in perpetual torture and misery, being whipped and stabbed each day.

me, jerking off: okay but why is that bad though

[holly ִֶ ⋆𐙚❅🦌*°⋆❆ 🏳️‍⚧️ @swagmaster86753]

pet play but you open the door and i run into the road and get ran over

[isa @dicknbaus]

The world has forgiven Johan Liebert

[Albert Dros @albertdrosphoto]

Earlier this week in Belgium in the Haller Forest the bluebells were in full bloom. Light and darkness, fresh green and a nice blanket of fog made the atmosphere so dreamy.

[Greg Burnham @GregHBurnham]

It's called samsara baby get used to it

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

any minor irritation & i start having inner monologues like in death note

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

can i come over and circle you like a vulture

[turbomander @turbomander]

thank you for saving my life, traveler. here, take this. *gives you a pair of gloves that have slightly worse stats than your current pair of gloves* those were my grandfathers and you would kind of be a monster if you ever sold them

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

wife: this marriage has been ruined by your refusal to stop singing komm susser tod
me: i know ive let you down

[turbomander @turbomander]

what is a good beginner weapon for a mouse knight going on their very first quest?

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

dude you have to stop pretending to be a people and just accept what you are. a fishj. it's really okay to be a carp. me too sometiems. just glide through the watre,. and go blub. blub blub. very fub!! 😗🐟 kiss fish

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

the mold growing in my water bottle said you would say that

[kathy @f4eth]

Having teeth and eyes makes me feel insecure because that’s a fish trait. What distinguishes me from a fish is having hair, feet, and hands. What makes me a human is going to a party.

[turbomander @turbomander]

solved another unsolveable riddle today. the sphinx hates me so much but i just keep coming back. dont even go inside the temple or anything just answer the riddle and leave. im going to keep doing this until one of us dies

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Do you ever just have this deep seated desire to bother people. I have clown blood