Patrick Malatack

investor, builder, gardener

[Patrick Malatack @malatack]

@progrium Do it @alexbouchardd

[Patrick Malatack @malatack]

@thuddwhirr I think those are already invented. Weed for gluttony, Alcohol or Cocaine for debauchery.

[Patrick Malatack @malatack]

Baseball ABS is so well implemented it has made me rethink officiating in every sport. My NBA anti-flopping idea is basically you get allocated 10 flops until a 1 game suspension, it's reviewed async in NYC. Teams are informed at the start of the next quarter about any flops.

[Patrick Malatack @malatack]

@elonmusk Alcatraz lease? 🙏🙏 Maybe a little loud but alot of fun

[Patrick Malatack @malatack]

@jack agreed... tried many

[Patrick Malatack @malatack]

@bryan_johnson Also bwwn dealing with this, curious what you learn. I will note the IPL around the eyes is effective but very painful. LipiFlow is like a spa day :)

[Patrick Malatack @malatack]

Let's try for SF to San Jose High Speed Rail. If you can't do that you are never getting to LA anyway.

[KTLA @KTLA]

In a newly proposed business plan, project leaders estimate the Los Angeles-to-San Francisco segment will cost about $126 billion, with service beginning around 2040. https://t.co/6bRmBu3Jwt

[Patrick Malatack @malatack]

@thomasschiavone First fruit of the season

[Patrick Malatack @malatack]

you love to see it.

[Alex Bouchard @alexbouchardd]

Shipped something I've been working heads-down on for months today.

Hookdeck Outpost is GA — open-source outbound webhooks. Self-host, or let us run it. Same code either way.

Oh, and it's 10x cheaper than the alternatives. $10 per million events.

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[Patrick Malatack @malatack]

Can we stop calling everything an "agent"? Thanks.

[Patrick Malatack @malatack]

@dadiomov Banger. Well done.

[Patrick Malatack @malatack]

@thomasschiavone Yep thank you @tjparker and @elliotcohen

[Patrick Malatack @malatack]

Why haven’t we put something in the moons orbit to address the black out on the far side yet. Thought it woulda happened by now.

[Patrick Malatack @malatack]

@kolencherry If you figure out a way to self buy install please share!

[Patrick Malatack @malatack]

@davidsenra @pmarca Such a bad take. So many counter examples. Introspection is also an important part of most major religions for a good reason.

[Patrick Malatack @malatack]

@ilyasu Perfect for @AcquiredFM

[Patrick Malatack @malatack]

@chriscorcoran @yagilb yea dont force it @lmstudio crew did all the work

[Patrick Malatack @malatack]

regretting not maxing out my Mac Mini's RAM

[Patrick Malatack @malatack]

@chriscorcoran I have an M4 Mac mini... but 16GB of RAM aint doing it these days for good local models. @yagilb and qwen 3.5 making me think I should get a dgx spark with LM Studio Link on it

[Patrick Malatack @malatack]

@yagilb @lmstudio Wen mobile?