Matt Malavsky

WRESTLE. EVERY. DAY. SIUE #rollcougz

[The College Wrestling Report @TheCollegeWrR]

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141: Saul Ervin (@SIUEWrestling) over #19 Jesse Vasquez (Arizona State) 6-3

Midlands: Quarterfinal

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141: Saul Ervin (@SIUEWrestling) over #17 Joseph Zargo (Wisconsin) Fall 1:54

Midlands: Round of 16

[SIUE Wrestling @SIUEWrestling]

Another one!!

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285: Colton McKiernan (@SIUEWrestling) over #7 Yaraslau Slavikouski (Harvard) 9-2

Midlands: Quarterfinals

[Matt Malavsky @malavsky]

@VancityReynolds when can we expect a sequel to 6 Underground?? Please we want to see more!

[Matt Malavsky @malavsky]

Has a doctorate in astrophysics but still can’t comprehend the notion of magic. Come on Neil.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

For Santa to deliver gifts to all world's Christians in one night requires hypersonic speeds through Earth’s lower atmosphere, vaporizing his reindeer & sleigh.

Just sayin’.

[Matt Malavsky @malavsky]

It’s a bad day to be a car battery on a coast!

[SIUE Wrestling @SIUEWrestling]

Tune into tomorrow’s duals 12pm ET and 1:30 PM ET

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[Matt Malavsky @malavsky]

This looks like when Michael Jordan’s golf ball went in on space jam

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

NEWS: For the first time, astronomers have detected a black hole eating a neutron star

[Matt Malavsky @malavsky]

“Would it be acceptable to order a cheesy gordita crunch without cheese” - Moose

[Matt Malavsky @malavsky]

Me: *not wearing a mask*

Stranger: “Hey, I like your mask”

Me: *looking confused* “But I’m not wearing a mask”

Stranger: “Oh, shoot your actually that ugly?”

[Matt Malavsky @malavsky]

“You know how cows are named after the sound they make? Well I think that’s how mooses were named too.” - Drew

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

i need an ice cold blue Gatorade

[Matt Malavsky @malavsky]

You ever see two mustangs in traffic one after another and wonder if they’re friends or is that just me?

[SIUE Wrestling @SIUEWrestling]

Please consider donating to our portion of the Victory SIUE Campaign this #givingtuesday and helping our squad in #restoringtheglory (link below)

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[Matt Malavsky @malavsky]

Happy birthday brother

[Matt Malavsky @malavsky]

@GageDatlovsky What is it?

[Matt Malavsky @malavsky]

UFC 253.5 is gonna be nuts! #Trump #Biden

[Matt Malavsky @malavsky]

I miss falling asleep in the training room before practice and waking up very disoriented