malay 😵‍💫

this is a heated rivalry fan account now

[malay 😵‍💫 @malayjohnston]

spreading the good word of heated rivalry one shared password at a time (because this show should be free to anyone and everyone and until it is i will take one for the team)

[malay 😵‍💫 @malayjohnston]

i’ve never looked hotter & it’s all for @reneerapp <3 see u soon!!!

#bitemetour

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

Dj who plays basketball
🤝
Dj with basketball in her belly

= dj holding other djs belly like a basketball 🏀

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

taylor must seem like isaac newton to the kelce brothers

[malay 😵‍💫 @malayjohnston]

i started telling tyler about taylor swift on new heights and he cuts me off and goes “no don’t tell me, i’m gonna watch it” 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 i’ve trained him so well

[rammy 🏳 @rammy_c8]

If I had a nickel for every time a very old major leader had died immediately after meeting a far-right conservative while Trisha paytas was pregnant I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice

[AJ @ajdeluxe_]

phoebe bridgers:

[theo @theosal]

Getting ready to go out vs out

[malay 😵‍💫 @malayjohnston]

smoking a joint & going to trader joe’s feels like a religious experience

[malay 😵‍💫 @malayjohnston]

brittany broski is the funniest person to walk this earth and you can’t change my mind

[malay 😵‍💫 @malayjohnston]

doctors don’t want you to know this hack ‼️👀🚨

[Liv (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡ @Cowboy_Haylor]

I fainted at the doctors and when I woke up they gave me an apple juice #freeapplejuicehack

[malay 😵‍💫 @malayjohnston]

@nyctophil3 this joke gets me every damn time hahaha

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo discuss the viral “Holding Space” moment in recent Wicked interview.

[malay 😵‍💫 @malayjohnston]

@boooooyoustink when she made me sit through a movie about tight rope walking

[malay 😵‍💫 @malayjohnston]

injecting my veins with #red40

take that @realRFKJr 😤

[malay 😵‍💫 @malayjohnston]

i have no joke started probably 5 different books since september and i have yet to finish a single one. i am in the biggest reading rut of my life and it makes me sad. help :(

[malay 😵‍💫 @malayjohnston]

it’s that time of the year where i heavily consider re-reading all of duplicity……….

[mr. koen @atylerisborn]

me all of November so far: https://t.co/9nnfn0zQPd

[JΛKΣ @USMCLiberal]

This needs to be seen by every American.

Download it, before it’s removed.