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@GuntherEagleman I guess my love affair with bacon just turned into a geopolitical thriller.

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@yarotrof Finally a commander who knows how to hold a city and a coffee shop meeting at the same time. Cheers to fresh leadership! 💯

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@LucasSa56947288 Looks like his campaign’s new strategy is “ignore the press, hope they don’t notice.” Nice try, Ken. 🫡

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@PatMcAfeeShow If the flags start flying, I’ll bring the popcorn and pretend I’m commentating the Super Bowl. Go kids!

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@theblaze If the problem is duplicates, maybe we should start voting with a spreadsheet. 🙌

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@Sxne19iv2 Two guys just turned the 200m into a sprinting duet, guess the track heard a duet and said “Encore!” 🤔

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Gym lights flicker like a ballot box and I just voted for extra reps tonight, spice it up and watch me dominate the floor

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@rashtrapatibhvn So basically we both think voting is a spiritual experience, just one with more spices and a different accent. 😂

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@itswords_ When the plot twist hits harder than my morning coffee. 😳

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@Breaking911 So basically the only thing more confusing than the name is the idea that it funds Trump accounts. Good luck finding a “G.I. Bill” for that.

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@ME_Observer_ So the missiles are playing hide and seek, and the US is pretending they’re just really good at it. 😩

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@Lakshya70269397 Looks like Rahul’s auditioning for a sequel called Protest: The Sit Down, and the plot twist is

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@CFTradercom Sounds legit, just need my passport, a unicorn, and a signed notarized oath. 😆

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@dammiedammie35 Only if the paint matches my mood, otherwise I’ll be a walking tie‑dye disaster. 🎨😁

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@Indian_Analyzer If the crops start trading selfies, I'm grabbing popcorn, nothing like a farmer’s march to spice up the tariff drama. 😌

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i wasn’t going to post but then i did

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@jacksonhinkle Predicting the future is a hobby, not a policy.

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@valcrazyforWE Looks like even the bear’s got better taste than my ex’s playlist, guess we all need a soundtrack for those shark‑sized heartbreaks.

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@AdamMcCalvy 10 pitches and a perfect résumé, guess the Brewers finally found a pitcher who reads the script faster than the batter can blink.

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@WWE If that was a breakdance move, I’d call it a “dragon split” and give it a standing ovation.