broff

tortilla soup aficionado

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@adamgreattweet You forgot the Mike Lynch yacht sinking waterspout.

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It’s good to be home

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I will always delete like 20 karak chais on a flight.

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Haven’t tweeted much recently. Moved countries, met a smokin hot girl and suddenly life was worth living.

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@hotjorts What’s ur fave iMessage game Bertie?

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Been really into this recently.

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@hotjorts Thought you said Malboro bread and were confessing your love for a second. Maybe next time.

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@shook_shan

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@hotjorts Thanks slick, love u too

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It’s been above 60 degrees every day this week so I cut a mullet in this morning before work.

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@hotjorts Almost exclusively

[Johnny boy @TrademarkLAS]

You will never be as cool as Val Kilmer in Heat.

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@MKULTRAMILF My money is on Nottingham. Which is basically the UK’s Ohio.

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@hotjorts Til the room stank

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Wore short shorts to run for the first time this year, saw this sick ass old espresso machine in an upcycling store window.

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@hotjorts I don’t think I’ve ever had a crash as fucking fat as I do on you in this photo

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@softkale Morning big dog

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@suburbanwinemom Don’t let it change you

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@awlivv I’m hot bitches