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[mattyar @malborzi27]

@postingcontent i’m not the indiana jones type, but i’m the type to watch indiana jones four or five times a year… hit me up

[mattyar @malborzi27]

when i’m acting weird at the function and need someone to blame

[Isaac Feldberg @isaacfeldberg]

“You know Indiana Jones? The frickin' nut job that goes around just breaking into ancient temples… Well, the Chachapoyan Warriors or whatever heard he was gonna be in Peru today, so they set up a trap for him. This whole cave is a trap.”

[mattyar @malborzi27]

btw, they should let me remake the Zorro movies

[mattyar @malborzi27]

step 1 complete, try stand up comedy for the first time, step 2 craft a new zero-cal probiotic soda…man this 5 year plan shit is easy

[mattyar @malborzi27]

IS ANYBODY GONNA MATCH MY YEARN 🗣️

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

you ban tiktok, you:

- save the music industry
- free a latent workforce
- raise the national literacy level
- make america horny again

what is the downside?

[mattyar @malborzi27]

billabong shirt, rvca shorts, oakley sunglasses going crazy on me rn

[mattyar @malborzi27]

s.o.v (special occasion vape)

[Todd Vaziri @tvaziri]

at least we got this

[mattyar @malborzi27]

the tiktok-ification of it all 😓

[mattyar @malborzi27]

one thing about me i’m really tapped into the culture like that

[mattyar @malborzi27]

wtf is pilates

[mattyar @malborzi27]

two of the best movies this year have people getting swallowed by whales…

[mattyar @malborzi27]

@MattSgrizzi who wore it better

[mattyar @malborzi27]

@bigunclebrad to the tune of we didn’t start the fire??

[mattyar @malborzi27]

@MattSgrizzi me and the roomie watched all the oceans 1 thru 10 the other day

[mattyar @malborzi27]

hey [with the intention of asking you to join the crew for one last job after everyone knows you’ve retired]