Called my local @Walmart to find out if they are doing a car seat trade-in. It rang for 4 min and no one answered. Can Twitter answer my question? #momlife#dadlife#parenting
@Kohls y’all have made it so difficult to return items by mail. I have to fill out some form and pay for return shipping? I’m trying to avoid in-store bc of that pesky super virus….
Not trying to yuck anyone’s yum, this is abt me: if I hear 1 more thing abt pumpkin spice or fall fashion, I’m going to lose my damn mind. It was 106° yesterday & will be in the 90s w hot wind until Thnksgvng. Boom. Fall gone. What you’re talking abt is winter to me. #LosAngeles
I’m upset that @IKEAUSA does not inform customers of the 24 hr pickup window at the time of purchase/scheduling… I’ll likely have to reorder now… #ADHD#momlife#dadlife
Does @PlumOrganics make their pumpkin/banana snack bar anymore? It’s the only bar my kids’ like and I can’t even find it on Amazon! #momlife#dadlife#parenting
Just a reminder that the new way for angry middle aged white people on television to stay relevant is to say inflammatory things, especially about a marginalized group. Give them no air. They survive on your outrage. Don’t quote tweet. Don’t argue. Kill their algorithm.