itsmeMB (she/her)

Performer. Educator. DIY Enthusiast. Snarky mom. 📚: M.Ed. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🤎🖤 Ally. 📸: @allonsy_photo

[itsmeMB (she/her) @malbriancesco]

Called my local @Walmart to find out if they are doing a car seat trade-in. It rang for 4 min and no one answered. Can Twitter answer my question? #momlife #dadlife #parenting

[itsmeMB (she/her) @malbriancesco]

I’ve lived in L.A. as long as I lived in AZ and I still don’t know where anything is and I don’t feel like I belong… #LAislonely

[itsmeMB (she/her) @malbriancesco]

Can someone at @netflix explain why I’ve hidden the series of COCOMELON 3x and it’s still showing up in my kids’ profile?! It’s terrible.

[itsmeMB (she/her) @malbriancesco]

It was a new friendship, but my best mom-friend is moving today and my heart is broken 💔 #lonelymom

[itsmeMB (she/her) @malbriancesco]

2 shows that @netflix needs more episodes of:
1. Emily’s Wonder Lab
2. Brianchild
My kids can’t get enough of these! #momlife #dadlife #parenting #parenthood

[itsmeMB (she/her) @malbriancesco]

@Kohls y’all have made it so difficult to return items by mail. I have to fill out some form and pay for return shipping? I’m trying to avoid in-store bc of that pesky super virus….

[itsmeMB (she/her) @malbriancesco]

Not trying to yuck anyone’s yum, this is abt me: if I hear 1 more thing abt pumpkin spice or fall fashion, I’m going to lose my damn mind. It was 106° yesterday & will be in the 90s w hot wind until Thnksgvng. Boom. Fall gone. What you’re talking abt is winter to me. #LosAngeles

[itsmeMB (she/her) @malbriancesco]

I’m upset that @IKEAUSA does not inform customers of the 24 hr pickup window at the time of purchase/scheduling… I’ll likely have to reorder now… #ADHD #momlife #dadlife

[itsmeMB (she/her) @malbriancesco]

Why doesn’t my husband understand how sick I am of CONSTANTLY reorganizing a home that we grew out of two kids ago?!

[itsmeMB (she/her) @malbriancesco]

Does @PlumOrganics make their pumpkin/banana snack bar anymore? It’s the only bar my kids’ like and I can’t even find it on Amazon! #momlife #dadlife #parenting

[itsmeMB (she/her) @malbriancesco]

I wish those juice pouches were easier for kids to stab w a straw—they would fit in lunchboxes so much better than boxes or bottles. #momthoughts #momlife #dadlife #parenting #backtoschool

[itsmeMB (she/her) @malbriancesco]

And I’m so so jealous.

[itsmeMB (she/her) @malbriancesco]

Made a new mom friend when we formed a pandemic pod…and now they’re moving across the country…alone again…

[itsmeMB (she/her) @malbriancesco]

And it’s just bringing up all these feelings about how I don’t like living in L.A.

[❤️ Jameela Jamil ❤️ She/Her ❤️ @jameelajamil]

Just a reminder that the new way for angry middle aged white people on television to stay relevant is to say inflammatory things, especially about a marginalized group. Give them no air. They survive on your outrage. Don’t quote tweet. Don’t argue. Kill their algorithm.

[itsmeMB (she/her) @malbriancesco]

@jqtweets @Walmart Also: I was already planning for on donating it 😉👍

[itsmeMB (she/her) @malbriancesco]

@jqtweets @Walmart It like, wth happened? Who’s stuff is this? This is so weird.

[itsmeMB (she/her) @malbriancesco]

Netflix: Continue creating new episodes of Emily's Wonder Lab - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/2YFDHqGQbI via @Change

[itsmeMB (she/her) @malbriancesco]

Hey @Instacart! I’d like my $3 priority back please. 😒