Malc Elstone

Author of numerous novels including The Berserker...still need help though! #BristolCity #COYR
He/him/cunt

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@TheArcticMenace @theJeremyVine Chill man, fucking hell

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@_WokeNonsenseFC It's the tinpot yoyo clubs that keeps the league relevant. What will you be saying when Man City gets relegated 3 divisions for illegal dealings..

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@TaraBull Explain to an average Englishman how paying the server is the responsibility of the customer and not the employer? A tip should be (and is, in normal countries) a thankyou, and not compensation for an employer being a scroogy bastard in the first place!

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@Only_OneRR @grok Maybe it's those disinfectant injections, or the extreme light that he has been using in his body

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@Jennnyyyyyy it's 13kg

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@Scotty_Murray It's a pity there aren't this stringent and direct when they are dealing with teams at the top of the Prem... Just smacks of picking on the little boys whilst the big boys get away with everything!

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@Horvat_Szn @TalkWurzel I heard the same name tbh. And the ex Arsenal guy coming in as SD

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1153 mounts across all characters.

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@meds89 @JohnBridger_ Bristol became an independent county in 1373

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@WelshBluebird @JohnBridger_ Bristol became an independent county in 1373

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@Vicktor1111 @JohnBridger_ Historically? Bristol became an independent county in 1373 😂
I would say Bath is the Somerset club and Cheltenham is the Gloucestershire club.

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@utdWiley Note to self... Don't go for flying header and not expect a boot in face... How's that a card at all? He diving headed, keeper came to make himself big, he headbutted keepers boot, he look like an asshole.

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@TalkWurzel @GolledgeChris My only comment on the attendance would be, the fans from 2005 have had kids who are now 16+ and have followed the same team as their parents, so it is/was bound to increase. Our infrastructure was saved from oblivion by Big Nige after covid. And look at his fate

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So Charlie actually calls Roy Woy. I wonder if Roy thought he was taking the piss 😂 #bristolcity

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@johnsharrock71 @Champchatpod24 As City fans, we have no fucking clue what the board are/were thinking, bud 🤷‍♂️

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@LowerTiers @ONeillsSportsUK I do love it when we get a dodgy Football Manager transfer half way through March..

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@THFCHarvey18 Why would he drop to the championship? 😆

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@jo77559834 @koshercockney Rather Russia than helping your pedo president. What happened to them Epstein files?

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@ThalaElwin @Real_jaeflex So, The Mist is that good it gets a double entry?

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@JimA3Lit @officer_Lew @POTUS I have a feeling the wheels of NATO will continue to turn if that jackass pulls the States out. There will also be a huge sigh of relief that they don't have to deal with his childish threats anymore, too. 👋👋