mal

University of Tennessee Alumni • 6.27.18 • about as bright as a burnt out lightbulb

[mal @malcam6]

one lonely saturday night, my roommate and I decided to make a tinder account with one photo that said “swipe right for help with your profile!!” and here are some of the results:

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

8️⃣ years ago today.

One of the wildest endings in college football history 😱

[exploreJefferson @exploreJeffPA]

As a teenager, Mallory Cameron knew what she sought in life was beyond the borders of Jefferson County. But her foundation from her rural community has served her well in adjusting to life in large cities like Knoxville and Greenville. Her career is alr...
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[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

THE ONLY TEAM IN SEC HISTORY TO WIN 60 GAMES IN A SEASON:

@Vol_Baseball 🏆🍊

[hails @thehaileemurphy]

not surprised men think 54 seconds is a long time

[mal @malcam6]

@hotdonna_eth @JiraiyaTheNoble Interesting

[mal @malcam6]

Happy Halloween. I had 1 unexpected trick or treater. What did I give them? A pack of ramen noodles and a Swiss roll.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

BOO! You owe me a marg

[mal @malcam6]

I need help settling a debate. What’s the better movie:

[mal @malcam6]

someone tell me how I managed to spend an hour and a half baking a baked potato…..only for it to catch on fire

[mal @malcam6]

important question that is up for debate:

when you go to the bathroom, do you crinkle or fold your toilet paper?

[mal @malcam6]

@CGilbert_ @jmoneytnf @hotdonna_eth i like cats…

[Punxsutawney Phil @PunxsatawnyPhil]

I'm so sorry folks, I have seen my shadow !!! I PREDICT 6 MORE WEEKS OF WINTER!! #GroundhogDay

[mal @malcam6]

i’ll take 67° in january any day

[mal @malcam6]

I just told my mom “it would be cool if i could mouth the top of a wine glass” and she said “if you could you wouldn’t have to worry about a date”

during this time period monica was licking table salt off of her hand

so much going on here

[mal @malcam6]

I worked 130 over the past two weeks.

90 of those hours were in just one week

[mal @malcam6]

the holidays really aren’t enjoyable when you spend them alone

[mal @malcam6]

I mailed out christmas cards and realized I put the wrong zip code for my own address on every single card, but not until after I mailed them

and I have apparently been using the wrong zip code ever since I moved into my house