Malvin

Inshallah mañana

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Elon, confiding in me: "I'm turning Twitter into Springtime for Hitler"
Me: "Oh, like in The Producers?"
Elon: "the what?"

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@BarredinDC If more people tried the Cane’s wings it’d be the clear winner

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@JohnWakefieId (did Hanania ever offer a mea culpa for all the ugly racist stuff or did he just start posting as a centrist lib one day hoping no one would notice?)

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@Wash_cycle Can’t believe after all these years that we still have to manually un-autocorrect “Dupont” on iOS. Dupont Dupont Dupont Dupont Dupont!

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@no_earthquake just now realized that Anna Khachiyan and Ana Kasparian are actually two different people, was wondering why the Dimes Square lady was on CNN with semi-reasonable takes

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@rewegreatyet @samstein This was Hunter S. Thompson talking about Ed Muskie and Ibogaine in “Fear & Loathing: on the Campaign Trail ‘72”.

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@allenanalysis “All lives matter!”*

*void in states that didn’t vote for him

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@adamscochran

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@maustermuhle @nytimes 60 Minutes still hasn’t run that story that Bowles said would be out “in a week or two”.

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@BenjaminCrew1 Dilbert had a decent run early on but it’s noticeable exactly when Adams lost his ability to be funny- he started empathizing with the pointy-haired boss, who stopped being portrayed as an out-of-touch shmoe and morphed into the misunderstood smartest guy in the room.

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@_coenen @nsthorat lots of people are at this stage and are ready to do “something”, they just don’t know what that something is when the government is willing to impose collective punishment.

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@ICEofTikTok Dunno who he is but the guy with the yarmulke was “embedded” with the J6 anniversary marchers last week

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@brentschmidt @jakebrodes Yup, bloated & greasy

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@ArmandDoma @sephius1999 this is a really useless argument to have as their reasoning was pretty dumb. She's not above criticism and neither are they. "Better races/paces to spend your money" is fine, "don't waste your money on her because she's well-defined" is "wishing for a magic pony" governing.

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@FordFischer why they gotta muddle up a clear, direct protest with the omnicause, why

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@the_transit_guy DC has 12 "business improvement districts" where the businesses pay an extra tax that covers street cleaning and whatnot; downtown/CBD/golden triangle is probably the biggest and most active one.

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@atrupar this clip is recursive because she keeps leading with "well, let me ask you..."
(she sucks at this job in general)

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@PCALive so many people are just extra stupid and stubborn right now across every mode of transportation, the type of guy who runs a red in a 4+ lane intersection isn't going to absorb any sort of instructional brochure or video

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@JJ_McCullough those likes & retweets will feature prominently in future custody/divorce cases

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@TeamYouTube @infolibnews Sorting is useful; undo this.

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@SarahLongwell25 The press let him slide on the Obama birth certificate lies and we’ve had to pay the price for it since.