Malcolm Anderson

Leadership, Accelerated Learning, Marketing, Startups, Cultural Change, Theory of Constraints, and Creating Hyper-Productive Teams

[Malcolm Anderson @malcolmanderson]

A question for all my dev friends with one foot in the devops world. Your homelab.
What do you do for asset management?
What do you recommend?
How do you keep it secure

[Malcolm Anderson @malcolmanderson]

@kerryb The manifest for Half-Arsed Agile is no longer available, looks like a registry issue.

[Malcolm Anderson @malcolmanderson]

#theNSLS
Malcolm Anderson
WGU
One of the things I want to accomplish by getting my CS degree later in life is too demonstrate that it's never to late. If I can help one other person restart their chase of a life long goal, then I've been successful.

[Malcolm Anderson @malcolmanderson]

Quietly Quitting, is BS term that means "doing your job with health boundaries" @allreb https://t.co/ADxPcIsV4p

[Malcolm Anderson @malcolmanderson]

@joshuahoover Oh come on. Top Gun is a classic. If you spend time thinking about it, you missed the point.

[Malcolm Anderson @malcolmanderson]

@rory_blyth Family is messy and often thankless. If thanks do come, it's often years later when people have had a chance to reflect (assuming that they do that reflection thing.

As far as I'm concerned, you did better than good.

I'm not family, but I hope it helps a little.

[Malcolm Anderson @malcolmanderson]

@richcampbell "Did it fall down during integration testing??"
"No sir"
"Then ship it"
"Sir, this is a prototype, it should never be shipped, it's ugly and fragile."
"You aren't paid to be proud of your code, you're paid to hit an arbitrary deadline."

[Malcolm Anderson @malcolmanderson]

@howardtayler 33

[Malcolm Anderson @malcolmanderson]

@unclebobmartin The business doesn't understand that removing the mess increases speed. They are paid to not understand that relationship. To be clear MANAGERS are evaluated on their ability to hit deadlines, and preventing bad news from rolling uphill. But it's the same thing.

[Malcolm Anderson @malcolmanderson]

@eripezap @howardtayler Satanists in fiction (and pop culture) verses real satanists.

[Malcolm Anderson @malcolmanderson]

@joshuahoover Gee dad, you shouldn't have. No, I truly mean that.

[Malcolm Anderson @malcolmanderson]

@geerlingguy Is it wrong that what comes to mind is offering up my 4 stack of pi 4 with Poe hats, micro SD cards and router for a grand and seeing if anyone bites? Not going to sell my toys, but certainly thinking about seeing how much it would go for.

[Malcolm Anderson @malcolmanderson]

@michaeldotjames This ONE of the many reasons why I got out of agile.

[Malcolm Anderson @malcolmanderson]

@richcampbell The quickest way to get an alarm to stop going off is to cut the speaker wire.

[Malcolm Anderson @malcolmanderson]

@richcampbell when I first saw this it was titled, "watching users testing you app." https://t.co/SxIPOjIZOx

[Malcolm Anderson @malcolmanderson]

@richcampbell You've got another book with these Richard.

[Richard Campbell @richcampbell]

I'm fine, everything is fine, no really...

[Malcolm Anderson @malcolmanderson]

Short thread that is well worth the time.

[Jez Humble @jezhumble]

In most engineering meetings you could replace me with a bot that asks, "what is the correct thing to measure to determine if this work will achieve the desired result? What is the current baseline? Please can this go in the bug / design doc?"

[Malcolm Anderson @malcolmanderson]

@joshuahoover IBM had less than 5 mainframes in 1995 ? That seems WAY off, unless IBM didn't enter the mainframe market until 1995. I remember the new Amdahl install at the hospital I worked at in the late 80s so the market was there.