Malcolm Festes

Dorm director @illyriaHigh. Lover of order, Olivia and Octopeds. I Dream to one day be principal or on the dance pop charts (I write songs too).

[Malcolm Festes @malcolmfestes]

@mialk12 @thejamessnyder My work here is done...

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This is for my first Valentine @LauraRamseyVH1 Malvolio and I are still here if you need us...on this tree...outside your window...actually, can I borrow a blanket? It’s really cold.

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@sadowski23 Bologna is not a laughing matter. Did you not read your pamphlets? I left them in your cubbies.

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10 years ago I sang a beautiful song to a beautiful lady. #itwasntcreepyatall #shestheman10 @LauraRamseyVH1

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Yes it is! You are welcome World. @OopsDoughnuts @andyfickman https://t.co/OK2FsDN7tC

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@andyfickman I'd like to think Olivia's last name is now Festes, and my music career has taken off.. https://t.co/zxQuYjstvD

[People's Choice Country Awards @peopleschoice]

#ShesTheMan Director Reveals Where All The Characters Would Be Now (Exclusive Interview) - https://t.co/1VPLpqDt60

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Keep sharing your favorite lines/scenes from #ShesTheMan and we'll keep retweeting them!! Virtual hugs for all involved!! #ShesTheManIs10

[Malcolm Festes @malcolmfestes]

People write #obsessed and think they know ...

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#friendshipgoals

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Survey...Tarantulas...great pet? Or the GREATEST pet? #iloveyoumalvolio #bffsforever

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Just learned the hard way running away in heels is indeed not as easy as you'd think. #dontask #kanye #grammyparty

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Do you ever just sit and daydream about running through a field at sunset with @LauraRamseyVH1 ? I don't. Just curious. #notobsessed

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@kaatuuhrrinna @thejamessnyder thanks! don't know who that James guy is, but I have so many more great tunes! Mostly about Olivia. #truelove

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Just a little late night shopping for shower time! Cleanliness is next to godliness!

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Hey, Olivia! #malcolmfact while bologna has a bit more hoof, salami has a higher pig lip to snout ratio. A true gentleman knows his meat.

[Malcolm Festes @malcolmfestes]

I am dedicating my first tweet to my love @olivialennox. The new color on your bedroom walls look great!!! Now to get out of this tree.