Malcolm

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[Malcolm @malcolmgledhill]

@migranol_ Alt-J, Bloodflood

A wave/ an awesome wave/ that rushes skin and widens in blooded veins

[Malcolm @malcolmgledhill]

Strangely depressing experience to open Google Earth and instead of a beautiful globe hanging in space you get a dull admin screen that says "No projects yet". And then it takes five seconds to find the "Explore Earth" button.

[Malcolm @malcolmgledhill]

I haven't watched an MCU film since Avengers 2012. Is this really what dominated the box office for 15 years? Unbelievably bad.

[Best of Marvel @BestMarvelU]

This was by far the worst scene of Infinity War. Took Hulk 8 years to get his aura back

[Malcolm @malcolmgledhill]

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[Malcolm @malcolmgledhill]

Wait I forgot I took this 7 years ago. That's the set!

[Malcolm @malcolmgledhill]

ITAP

[Malcolm @malcolmgledhill]

Going to spend my life trying to take a third small-lone-figure-landscape photo to complete the triptych and will probably never manage it

[j mone¥ @TW1NKD3STR0YER]

2666 is like a bible for men who has read a lot but has otherwise done nothing with their lives

[Malcolm @malcolmgledhill]

Universe is communicating with me via the medium of road signs

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

Herman Melville rocks for taking time out of his epic novel to talk about whales being fish and NOT mammals

[Malcolm @malcolmgledhill]

Gym treadmill got TV signal yesterday for the first time, tapped on it and a cooking show was on. Super close up of some delicious looking food, felt like White Goodman ffs.

[Malcolm @malcolmgledhill]

My nephew must be the only nineteen-month old who knows where his oesophagus, philtrum, glabella and umbillica are in the world, maybe ever

[just matt @questionableway]

i think there's basically no human activity more evil than whaling and it's insane we let the japanese and norwegians keep doing it without sinking their ships

[Tenobrus @tenobrus]

just came across a guy who's been tweeting semiactively since 2007 and still has 106 followers. how does that fuckin happen man

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Bar none the funniest Bolaño passage I’ve yet encountered

[Malcolm @malcolmgledhill]

Sometimes companies that rejected my application send me surveys to ask how they did. How about fuck off?

[Malcolm @malcolmgledhill]

It's so beautiful that the major scale and its relative minor share the same notes. Whether it sounds happy or sad depends on perspective.

[suffering @mionomedev]

We’re about to go absolute minimum three and a half months without a league win. Chapocoense had nearly their entire squad die and managed to win another game in a shorter time period than that.

[Malcolm @malcolmgledhill]

I don't enjoy it when Ishmael calls a whale a "fish".

Bro if you put your harpoon down for one second you might realise they're closer to angels than fish.

[Malcolm @malcolmgledhill]

In the biopic of my life, sinister music plays every time I pick up my phone