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Galactic Level Threat of the Millennium

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[Dan @dannah__montana]

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

they worked me like a slave today. my phone is still at 74%

[Adam! @adaminthemorgan]

Walk home from Metro feeling like wading through a bowl of egg drop soup

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Late mail-in ballots usually lean more progressive

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

You’ve heard of Barbenheimer now get ready for “Stop! You Seem Pretty That! For a Girl So In Train!”

[tyler the carrot @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

Go to YouTube and type in the words "Janet Jackson" it's gonna change your life

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

SPEECHLESS. LFGK.

[HEEDlE @Heyheedie]

i wake up from my nap to find out jesus actually returned

[iana murray @ianamurray]

you're lying... please unconflict that schedule

[Merv @fatalmerv]

Drake already got Sol’s number from her family

[Holden🐝🇵🇸 @holdeyonce]

tell me why he’s mutuals on instagram with every gay guy in north carolina #loveisland

[Romeo S (Reloaded) 🇩🇴🥇 @PaIIahAbdul]

I know Hunter Biden keeps a fierce femboy on the roster

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[M @melosling]

Notice how it’s not pickleball court

[👹 @connnnobi]

My whole feed is just hunter Biden talking about doing crack and love island. What a time to be alive

[skooks @skooookum]

Celsius on an empty stomach will change ya damn pronouns