Malcolm Thomas

Keep cool, but care

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

This is how I feel about Twitter vs bluesky

[⚽️ Kyle Sheldon @kylesheldon]

When someone asks me to attend any social gathering

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

the stand-up comedy video game actually looks pretty cool

[The William Castle Thunder Institute for Posting @wcthunderesq]

Let's clear something up: Actual aughts hipsters didn't listen to "stomp clap" music. That was theatre kid stuff.

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

1. i love bossa nova so bad 2. i’ve never seen someone play a plastic bag before lol

[Geekdaddy @Geekdaddy75]

You may be cool, but you'll never be Danny Glover dancing with Predators cool. 😎

[Gooner Nation @GoonerNation]

Happy St Totteringham Day to all those who observe this holy day.

[Bill @Inte_Grill_ism]

Can we all agree, gentlemen?

[columbo out of touch thursday @OOTColumbo]

today is that day columboheads

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

Shit be having me like these

[Rob @robrousseau]

This is why they want to ban tik tok

[emma l. arata @emmalarata]

All I want for Christmas is to hear @RottenInDenmark+@yrfatfriend on @NormalGossip 🎄🙏🏼#pleasejesus #crossovereventofthecentury @mckinneykelsey

[Pete Firman @petefirman]

A bit of Phil Collins, played by The Doors

[Malcolm Thomas @malcolmthomas]

@TheCranston No accent? It’s gonna be a no for me dawg

[𝙼𝚘𝙼Ⓐ𝖕𝖘𝖋𝖎𝖛𝖊™ @interracials3x]

the funniest thing about dance music is, if you think the track is hot a black person from Detroit or Chicago probably or already did it 20+ years ago. A thread:

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Royalty wasn't meant to last past the invention of digital photography, looks like an iPhone pic of someone's grandparents at Medieval Times