mrmalcolmvee

journo (TV, arts) virgo. comedy writer. runner, cyclist, lil' yogi. great gowns, beautiful gowns.

[mrmalcolmvee @malcolmvenable]

as a kid in a suburban Christian town in VA, I met a woman who's what we now call trans. she was exotic to me, but I noticed how adults treated her w/ respect. recently, memories of her came flashing back and I wondered: Whatever happened to her?
https://t.co/zW3fdQyBhQ

[mrmalcolmvee @malcolmvenable]

Good luck to to this great guy. One time I was dogsitting for a friend and struggling to get the hulk in my car inside the weho garage...I didn't even realize the handsome, scruffy stranger who leapt in to help, smiling the whole time, was him til we finished. Sweetheart! 😍🫶🏾

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

'Sex and the City' Star Quietly Moves to Costa Rica to Write Nine-Book Fantasy Epic Series https://t.co/PVD7gupxnZ

[mrmalcolmvee @malcolmvenable]

@TaylorLorenz @seanspicer Ooooh you cleared with that one lol

[mrmalcolmvee @malcolmvenable]

@cjjohnsonjr Dang, I missed keke I got there later than hoped but had a BALL.

[mrmalcolmvee @malcolmvenable]

Bro my girl's SEVEN YR OLD got into her computer/device so he could make slides for a presentation on why the fam should go to Super Bowl 😭 he included budget and seating reccs for the flights from LAX 🫠🫠 These new kids built DIFFERENT!
(Aires, if you’re wondering. Obvi!)

[mrmalcolmvee @malcolmvenable]

The way #BeyondTheGates has my mommy and auntie in a chokehold...I made the mistake of calling when it's on and got "What?! You know I'm watching my story, call me back!" *click, dial tone*

[mrmalcolmvee @malcolmvenable]

this Diddy doc really got me thinking about how arts/celeb press can be complicit in sanitizing heinous people. Like, by the Making Band era there was ALREADY concert deaths, Stout, Pac, Biggie and Shyne yet no shortage of cameras & interviews from institutions that knew better.

[mrmalcolmvee @malcolmvenable]

chatted with my immensely brilliant and inspiring pal @feliciapride about the #ADifferentWorld sequel she's doing for Netflix, being mentored by the incredible #DebbieAllen and how her time on #GreysAnatomy primed her for the gig https://t.co/xe8xOFj9GV

[mrmalcolmvee @malcolmvenable]

This is a trick question because if you're really ADHD (👋🏾) you will inevitably get the work all jumbled up in the wrong folder anyway and eventually give up on the system altogether

[mrmalcolmvee @malcolmvenable]

@ADHDForReal Trick question. The correct answer is all of them, because if you really ADHD your work will inevitably end up in the wrong folder anyway

[mrmalcolmvee @malcolmvenable]

@YeshaCallahan @DKuzNY Omg lemme find out you had pre planned the abuse

[mrmalcolmvee @malcolmvenable]

Scary, spooky, so gross: watch as I tour the #GreysAnatomy medical prop closet, and get an up close look at the severed heads, bloody organs, and super realistic looking body parts the show uses to make those scenes look so convincing. ew!

https://t.co/az510Bfmyp

[mrmalcolmvee @malcolmvenable]

One of the most dangerous type of people you can invite in your life is the person who doesn't know what they want. Their lack of clarity, direction and purpose will drain and annoy you, and your resolve will intimidate them and make them resent you. Let them be baby

[mrmalcolmvee @malcolmvenable]

Is anything more grating than friends in Europe sending articles or videos about what's happening in the States like "what is going on in America?!" Like?? Read the room ho! either marry me so I can get a visa or please fuck off with this, tysm

[mrmalcolmvee @malcolmvenable]

This hurts not only cause I'm from Richmond and met him a few times but D'Angelo actually composed, played instruments and SANG. Pre internet. Didn't chase fame. Not 800 tattoos. Wasn't trynna be rapper. Singular, then and now. What a loss.

[mrmalcolmvee @malcolmvenable]

There's a man in my gym I've seen for 8+ yrs who's 350 lbs easy and doesn't seem to have lost 1 pound. I always smile and say Hi cause just showing up (in LA no less) is a feat, and I hope he feels seen and supported and not invisible. You never know what people are dealing with!

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

there's a woman at this gym who's been doing the exact same workout for the past 3 months.

same machines, same order, same time.

someone new tried to give her advice.

she smiled and said, "I'm not trying to improve. i'm trying to maintain. this body carried me through divorce and cancer. we have an agreement now."

fitness culture doesn't know what to do with contentment.

[JT @JT_Spittle_Tip]

@LowkeyEnergy_ WHY ARE YALL TRUSTING A.I AND COMPUTERS SO MUCH!? LETTING THEM DRIVE YU AROUND, AND ACCESS EVERY DIGITAL LINK TO YO MONEY AS POSSIBLE! YALL NIGGAS AINT SEEN I-ROBOT!?

[mrmalcolmvee @malcolmvenable]

So often I think about being in smoky dorm rooms in the 90s...vibing w artists, militants, hippies, and dreads who said a new world order was coming: militarized streets, viruses, corporations ruling earth.. it seemed so far-fetched, hard to believe it could actually happen.
Tuh!

[mrmalcolmvee @malcolmvenable]

Honestly I've lost count 🙊

[Rambo @chesportsguy]

me during the bad bunny halftime show

[sof 🐝 @levillaneve]

@Variety The fact that the official account of the white house writes like an offended 12-year-old is alarming