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odyssey of ridiculum

[colm @MalcolmVerrilli]

Vowels are the verbs of letters

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Airport pet relief zone is discriminatory against humans

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It’s either fame or famine. And I’m all out of famine.

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It’s slink or swim

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Every memoir is cap bc how tf you remember 78 lines of dialogue from one weekend 40 years ago

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@MabardyTj Preemptive

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Bananas be like: yea lemme just taste better in a couple days

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@JMoneyCashman Something bout that M

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They killed tua all for a game

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Condiments are seasonings in liquid form

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Sydney Sweeney existing is overall bad for my mental health

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Can’t wait to convince my offspring Gatorade is produced from the pulp of a gator

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@LivelyLuka 🥱

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@LivelyLuka Celtics 4-0 and giving the whole team head is crazy

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Nickname’s Colm, Nicholas name’s Colmeleon

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@JMoneyCashman wouldn’t be surprised if he also done fucked with Kiki and Lili and Nini

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fire is more of an action than a thing