i personally think we were robbed of a pierced adult Malcolm... he wanted that shit so bad as a teen and i think he at least should've gotten a tongue piercing again
malcolm’s love interest section on the wiki is killing me like god damn this boy was playing in everyone’s face. mind you francis has 3 entries and dewey has 2.
"Stevie can't be gay, he had a girlfriend" which he started dating, because he was pissed off at Malcolm. this was all elaborate gay plotting, be so fr
the fact that we never got a hug between Stevie and Malcolm is HORRIBLE. especially when you look at this scene — they look like they want to hug so bad, but are acively holding themselves back :( #malctwt
imma be so fr, my biggest evidence for malcnarban's co-parenting Leah in college is the fact that Malcolm's first instinct at his family showing up in the spin-off is to (1) run away, (2) immediately call Stevie.